menstrual steak

A large portion of meat (usually beef) consumed by a female immediately before or during her menstrual period.

This is a particularly noteworthy phenomenon in women who usually do not consume much meat or in vegetarians who clandestinely indulge in monthly hormone induced carnivorous cravings.

A: *gasp* 'I thought Mandy was a vegetarian!'
B: 'She's on her rags. Give her a break!'
A: 'Ohhhhh... She's having a menstrual steak. My bad. I guess I won't mention it next time I bump into her and her vegan hipster boyfriend.'

by Mistertaz February 28, 2016

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Steak Eye

When you are running with a mouldy steak, fall over, and get the steak in your eye.

I was running down the stairs, tripped over Bob's glory hole, and gave myself a Steak Eye

by Destiny Addicts Podcast August 22, 2019

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STEAK A LA GRANGE

A steak that's been succulently beaten, and tastfully urinated on. Sprinkled with salt, this is considered to be a disgusting snack for sickos in the East coast of the Apple Country down yonder in the lands of yore. Congrats to all steak a la grand entrepreneurs, collect 200 dollars but do not pass go.

Wow... steak a la grange! I wonder who it was that drained their organ onto this slab of meat?

by Cheddar Cheese Hold The Stank April 05, 2024

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steak umms

A used and destroyed vagina which hangs out of a dirty skank's filthy and rank jean shorts.

Excuse me! Hey! Miss! Your pussy is hanging out of your shorts and my son keeps tugging on it, his hands smell horrid now and it must be from your steak umms, I mean vagina flaps, please tuck that shit in and for God sake...go scrub your nasty vag! No Bobby, we cannot have steak umms for lunch!

by Cakencock August 25, 2022

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