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Single Mom

A cocktail composed of apple juice, vodka, and crushed ice. Traditionally served with breakfast, or on an airplane, when there is no longer orange juice available.
I had a single mom before breakfast this morning. I can't wait to have another on the flight to DC!
by tedwhat April 21, 2010
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Singapore Math Envy

The desire and hope among a number of developing countries that their own students could do well in math, if they were to adopt a math curriculum similar to the one used in Singapore.
A few local publishers are laughing all the way to the bank, as the result of the Singapore math envy of some African countries, which have started importing Singapore math books for their schools.
by MathPlus October 9, 2016
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Singapore Math Books

Math titles that marry decent quality with affordability—authors must be racially, religiously, and sexually sensitive, while the Ministry of Education (MOE) controls the price of the books.
Because Singapore math books cost a fraction of their American counterparts, US distributors have been importing them for homeschoolers, who think they're getting value-for-money textbooks—a number of them might even mistake Singapore for a city in China.
by MathPlus August 11, 2016
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Single life

1. A term commonly used by skanks,
Expressing love of single life, because they can't keep a relationship for any longer than a week.

2. Someone that has just emerged from a long-term relationship and is trying to show their ex they're doing better than them.

3. There's a certain breed of people that just care for relationship "the lucky ones".
1. Girl: I love him so much, happiest week of my life!! -2 days later-Getting drunk with my girls Single life

2. Guy1: hey Guy2, I'm loving the freedom of single life no nagging, beers in bed, dinner on the tollet. Its great.

3. Guy: What ever happened to Julie?
Guy2: Ehh didn't workout ay
by pebz47 December 9, 2013
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singarrhea

a serious disorder in which the victim sings his or her favorite song then immediately has the urge to defecate expelling massive amounts of diarrhea in any place readily available.
"today at breakfast I accidentally sang my favorite song and took a shit on my sisters fruit loops, damn singarrhea."

"because of singarrhea my fish is dead."
by lmao rawr April 14, 2009
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Singleitis

1. A deep, profound lonliness that can only be filled by the company of a member of the opposite sex.

2. The period after the end of a relationship when the person(s) are tired of being alone
Guy1: Man, its been 2 months since she broke up with me and i got singleitis

Guy2: Dang, that sucks...
by Consanguine June 24, 2009
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single date

A person that can't find a date and then takes themselves to the places they would have taken their date on (a movie for one, a dinner for one etc...). A romantic scenario for just one person. aka self date....
Guy 1: Bro, this chick bailed on me and I'm already at the dinner place.

Guy 2: Just do what I do, and go on a single date. That way you get to home and score!

Guy 1: Nice!!!
by Swimmster June 8, 2018
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