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sturgill simpson

sturgill simpson is the absolute best new country singer that has ever fucking lived. too bad he fucked up his throat.
by thegodlog October 8, 2022
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Simpson Syndrome

When a girl sucks your dick so well that you turn yellow
"Yo last night I hooked up with this girl and she gave my Simpson syndrome"
by OH my God DADDY November 30, 2016
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Homer Simpson

A Homer Simpson is a lovable dumb person who is a bit like an ape.
Fat husband: I’m gonna go put my hand in the blender.

Wife: Oh, you’re such a Homer Simpson!
by 12221hehwhe June 24, 2021
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Simpson Sausage Straw

Using a sausage with a hole carved through lengthways as a straw for a drink
Look at that guy using a Simpson Sausage Straw
by solarB August 23, 2022
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Conrad simpson

Conrad is that one kid who’s nose is so long and fat

He’s also 9ft 7inch

“Harreh stop closing the sun roof I’m fucking stuck “
Conrad Simpson -“Have you seen that Conrad kids nose it’s fucking huge “

“ I know it poked me in the eye in pe”
by Sammy Boyd October 5, 2020
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Guy Simpson 3

Guy the Third is excessively tall. He is allergic to bees, trees and grass, so essentially all of nature itself. Guy is very creative and intelligent. He has a lovely smile and is great at filmmaking, editing and color-coding spreadsheets (even when it's unnecessary). Guy is devoted to his partner and cats as well as his Mentor, Brian (who is an immortal badass). Guy sometimes hears things differently than how it is told to him. Probably a bi-product of millennialism. But all in all, he is a great Guy. He literally is Guy.
What's with all these colors on the spreadsheet? You really Guy Simpson 3 (Guy'd) the shit out of them.
by Bwian The First November 29, 2021
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The Simpsons

A god forsaken tv show with zero continuity that’s been airing for 3 fucking decades. My dad watched this as a teenager and he is in his 50s now. I mean seriously, is Homer that interesting of a character? Who actually watches this shit??
Ricky- Did you catch the Simpsons last night?
Chase- No.
by Janny478 March 15, 2024
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