September 1st

September 1st was the day Hitler invaded Poland. Therefore if you were born in this day, you’re a Nazi.

“my birthday is September 1st!”

“fuckin nazi”

by lizard whore October 17, 2019

september 28th

National hickey day

Its september 28th, get ready for hickeys!!

by Your local lesbian September 23, 2019

September 14th

September 14th is national kiss your GF/Crush day! Boys use this wisely because its only today!

Boy: *Kisses crush*
Crush: What are you doing!
Boy: haven't you heard, its September 14th!

by You're Welcome Boys September 14, 2021

28th September

The day that you can legally kill that one sibling that you don’t like.

Trisha: Hey Jake, what are you gonna do one the 28th September
Jake: Well Trisha, funny you asked. I’m going to kill my annoying little shit called a brother.
Trisha: oop

by ElizaPurches October 11, 2020

No Simp September

No simp September takes place in September. The rules are simple don't simp that means no complimenting girls and if they ask you out BREAK THEIR HEART. Good luck.

Person 1: Hey, Emily will you go out with me?

Person 2: PERSON 1 JUST FAILED NO SIMP SEPTEMBER.

Everyone: SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP.

by tastypetrol September 02, 2020

September 21

The day when they can’t stop us alll. Reeeeeeeeeeeeee

Hey guys ready for September 21 reeeeeeeeeeeee

by Theguy that could of but didnt September 10, 2019

September 24

National make fun of your short friends day

Hey Ally! Happy September 24! By the way, you’re a fucking gremlin

by January Peep November 08, 2019