scooping shit water

When your fucking toilet clogs and you can't unclog it so therefore causing you to have to scoop shit water out of the fucking toilet making for a very unpleasant evening in your household.

Tom: yo man, the toilet is fucked up again!
Drake: aw shit. Looks like we'll be scooping shit water for hours.

by Uniwhale143 January 09, 2018

scooped mids

A phrase typically associated with 90s death metal guitars. It is used to describe a guitar sound that has had midrange frequencies removed to create a more sinister and crisp tonality.

Bruh the guitar on that album sounds crushing with those scooped mids.

by Bass_emperor22 September 03, 2022

royal scoop

When you finish inside your partner, then pop your penis out in a way that your semen makes a creamy crown around the head.

Boy 1: What did you do last night?

Boy 2: I gave her the royal scoop, we had a good laugh over it

by Dameeko July 11, 2017

Texas Nut Scoop

When you heat up an ice cream scoop until it’s red hot. Then scoop a mans’ nut sack off.

I’m gonna Texas Nut Scoop Brad when he gets home.

by Jizz Book March 07, 2019

Chocolate scoop

When a guy fucks you in the ass and you shit on him.

I promised him ice cream so I chocolate scooped him.

by Chad Wintergreen June 01, 2021

Scoop and Serve

The act of beefing, then guiding (fanning or grabbing and distributing) the fart via hand towards the victim's face

When Tom began to smell the scent of beef, he realized it was too late, for Alex had scoop and served them

by mayonaise boots March 31, 2015

Poopy-di scoop

The feeling when your college dorm roommate shits in the shower drain, and you have to clean it up because he said it wasn't him.

Poopy-di scoop
Scoop-diddy-whoop
Whoop-di-scoop-di-poop
Poop-di-scoopty
Scoopty-whoop
Whoopity-scoop, whoop-poop
Poop-diddy, whoop-scoop
Poop, poop
Scoop-diddy-whoop
Whoop-diddy-scoop
Whoop-diddy-scoop, poop

by SimSeh1 June 11, 2018