A little boy walks into a whore house with a $100 bill and a dead frog. He goes to the pimp and asks for the ho with the most venerial diseases. The pimp is surprised but gives the boy his ho. After the boy does his deed, the pimp asks why he wanted the ho with all the venerial diseases. The boy answers: When I go home, I will get a babysitter while my parents go out to eat and I'll fuck her. When my parents get home, my dad will drive the sitter home and screw her in the car. Tonight, my parents will fuck. Tomorrow, after my dad leaves for work, my mom will do the mailman, AND THAT THE SON Of A BITCH WHO RAN OVER MY FROG!!
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-King Robinson 2015
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Malay Robinson is a saying people use when a person is taken advantage of and have not noticed the good in a person
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The "Sir Robin"'s sole objective is to "hear himself talk" and grab attention.
The term is derived from the author Robin Sharma, who is known for writing useless books recycling the same impractical advice.
The "Sir Robin"'s sole objective is to "hear himself talk" and grab attention.
The term is derived from the author Robin Sharma, who is known for writing useless books recycling the same impractical advice.
- Did you read "The Monk Who Sold His Ferrari"?
- I could only get through two chapters before I was "Sir Robined" to sleep. You can only read that the solution to life, the universe and everything is "wake up early and get more exercise" 100 times.
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- What did player 'Grandalf' tell you to do to beat that nasty boss in the game?
- He's a"Sir Robin" - blabbed about "you need better mods" - like they fall out of the sky.
- I could only get through two chapters before I was "Sir Robined" to sleep. You can only read that the solution to life, the universe and everything is "wake up early and get more exercise" 100 times.
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- What did player 'Grandalf' tell you to do to beat that nasty boss in the game?
- He's a"Sir Robin" - blabbed about "you need better mods" - like they fall out of the sky.
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Get the walmart robin hood mug.When you gettin the good succ and you pull it out of her mouth and just before you nut you screech, “MY AIM IS TRUE!” And proceed to nut in her left eye.
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Person: "That guy is always acting American, why is that?"
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Person 2: "Because he is a Parker Robinson (robo)!"
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