When you grasp your hand in its ideal jerk-it position, chop it off, wait for the rigor mortis to set it, and use it to masturbate.
Guy 1: Did you hear Charlie gave himself a Ghostly Richard last week?
Guy 2: Yeah! I'm jealous. I did that last year and now I'm saving my second hand for college.
Guy 2: Yeah! I'm jealous. I did that last year and now I'm saving my second hand for college.
by Tasty Steve January 28, 2019
Richard Lungen is a sexy man with a nice Chinn. When he gets older he has 3 kids and one of which would be named Jeffrey. He does anything to make someone happy including getting someone an internship. Richard Lungen is a great friend.
I got really bored so if anyone's name happens to Richard lungen this will be them
I got really bored so if anyone's name happens to Richard lungen this will be them
Richard Lungen is a sexy man
by Menbolbol January 31, 2018
A homosexual who lacks friends
by AVeryWiseHeteroSexual January 16, 2018
Verb
The act of placing ones face into the taint of another person with the balls against their chin and mimicking the Haroo sound from Futurama.
The act of placing ones face into the taint of another person with the balls against their chin and mimicking the Haroo sound from Futurama.
by TheLegendaryYeet July 11, 2022
The thicccccccest in the land. He's a cat who's so shitting thiccccccc, he's all 7 C's of thicccccc, like, yo mama ain't even that thiccccccc. When his thiccccccc body moves, furries within a twenty mile radius loose their virginity and nine animal shelters reopen. He's just that fucking thiccccccc.
Thot 1: Look at, I'm so thick!
Thot 2: Bullshit! You'll never be thicker than Richard the Thicccccccie!
Thot 2: Bullshit! You'll never be thicker than Richard the Thicccccccie!
by DEADMEMEGOAT March 18, 2018
A movie that focuses almost exclusively on stereotypical male hero-type characters and relies on a mix of violence, speed, machismo, and swagger to attract a young male audience, while minimizing, or even trivializing/victimizing, female characters. It is this latter, plus the stark failure of the Bechdel test*, which primarily differentiates a Richard flick from movies that target men, and employ many of these same action elements, yet contain significant and central roles for women, as well.
"Richard flick" is a tongue-in-cheek cultural response to "chick flick," a descriptive term for movies primarily targeting women and focused on romance with HEA ("happily ever after"), similar to the juxtaposition of chick lit/dick lit descriptors for books. The Richard terminology has related applications, such as "The 80s was a Richard decade in relation to its backlash against 70s feminism."
*Failure of the Bechdel test alone does not make a movie a Richard flick; for example: The Terminator (1984) had only one significant female role, but that character was central to the plot, as prominently featured as the primary male role, and commanded the viewer's respect throughout.
"Richard flick" is a tongue-in-cheek cultural response to "chick flick," a descriptive term for movies primarily targeting women and focused on romance with HEA ("happily ever after"), similar to the juxtaposition of chick lit/dick lit descriptors for books. The Richard terminology has related applications, such as "The 80s was a Richard decade in relation to its backlash against 70s feminism."
*Failure of the Bechdel test alone does not make a movie a Richard flick; for example: The Terminator (1984) had only one significant female role, but that character was central to the plot, as prominently featured as the primary male role, and commanded the viewer's respect throughout.
Dick: This movie surrounds the idea of women. Women, women, women. Is it a chick flick?
Bob: And what would that make “Deliverance” —a Richard flick?
Bob: And what would that make “Deliverance” —a Richard flick?
by yazquan November 07, 2021
The extreme lack of good manners and refinement coupled with being a total d*ck about the situation. An individual that knows that they are doing something incredibly wrong, still does it, and is so embarrased by their actions all they can do is act like a total douche to avoid the situation or admit fault.
Dude. You know that's my girl - why are you trying to talk to her like that? - No Couth Richard!
No Couth Richard! We have been friends twenty years and you are trying to steal from me!
No Couth Richard! We have been friends twenty years and you are trying to steal from me!
by YourMomKnows April 16, 2021