crash retrieval

In ufology, "crash retrieval" is the ongoing, covert practice by military and intelligence agencies of locating crashed UFOs and hauling them back to the nearest secret military warehouse for future scientific study. It is alleged that crash retrievals have been taking place since at least 1947 when the Roswell Incident happened. It is also alleged that the sheer number of successful crash retrievals has been high enough and frequent enough that entire teams have been designated exclusively for the task, and that they are each assigned different geographic regions to carry out their duties.

The goal with crash retrieval is to study the alien technology and the "exotic materials" of the craft, reverse engineer as much of it as possible, and then develop as many military and commercial applications as possible. It has been claimed by UFO insiders that there is a time frame of roughly 20 years from the moment a craft is retrieved, to the marketplace introduction of new tech from the craft. During that 20 years, secret patents get issued to the private contractors whose scientists are studying the exotic materials of the UFO.

Examples of modern technical breakthroughs which are supposedly the end-product of crash retrieval research include transistors, semiconductors, microchips, photovoltaic solar panels, night vision, heat vision, stealth technology, nano-technology, and most of the US space program.

After the UFO was shot down by a fighter pilot, a crash retrieval team from the US Army arrived at the crash site, cordoned off the area, and then hauled the craft lifeless away.

by Innocent Byproduct June 5, 2023

generation retro

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Generation retro sucks, go play retray instead.

by memeaddictive2 July 3, 2023

Karmic retribution

No. I don't care if you're using it. I said use it. I love all of the shows. It's getting to a point where I can't even keep up with all of them. I would love to get all list of all of the shows. I don't even know what I'm supposed to be watching...

Hym "But don't try to frame it as some kind of karmic retribution. That isn't what it is. I've sat here for an enitre year watching you toss up sandbags to try and divert the current into the river of karmic retribution as you project your profit motive and desire for attention on to me. If whoever that was would have kept their moth shut about 'a plagiarism' we wouldn't be here right now. What I was doing wouldn't have effected ANYONE. And now you don't like the effect it's had. And if you DO like the effect it's had, the 'effect' you're enjoying is 'at least 1 death child.' Is that YOUR karmic retribution? Is that KARMA Taylor? The dead kid that killed himself after watching the show where Tsugumi Ohba ripped a monologue off Urban Dictionary as an introduction to the show's final antagonist. Oh yes! I feel the karma! I can taste the irony! Bet you didn't know that. Bet you didn't know that my karmic retribution didn't effect me as much as it did that kid's parents."

by Hym Iam August 3, 2023

Golden Retriever

A tall, handsome, all rounder, sexy, beautiful, ideal man, peak visuals, one of the best people on earth JEONG YUNHO, the big golden Retriever

"Who's that cute boy, sannie"
"My golden Retriever yunho"

by Ddeonghwadib August 9, 2023

Golden Retriever

A simp/beta male with passive traits while dealing with women. Basically, another word for "NICE GUY", tends to be a place holder for a "Real Man" or "Bad Boy" in a woman's life later down the road or after the fact.

Golden Retrievers are VERY stable in relationships and are considered "SAFE" and "BORING". Golden Retrievers will never break your heart and will always stay obedient.

Commonly seen as "INFERIOR" or "LESS" than dominant masculine males. Typically used by women that are "HEALING" or just came out of a "HOE PHASE".

GIRL 1: "OMG...I just went out on a date with Justin on Saturday and he's such a Golden Retriever. I'm in my bad girl era, so I definitely need me a toxic bad boy king like Chad...LOL."

GIRL 2: "What a loser, just keep dating him for his money and free food."

GIRL 1: "Girl, duh."

by theDonWEBB October 2, 2023

Poshness retreat

An overpriced weekend boondoggle at a fancy hotel or spa resort under the guise of promoting mental, physical and spiritual health. All the while, guests stay in very posh rooms and are catered to at all stages. Guests ranges from unfortunate 500 CEO's to yoga mat guy to crypto saleswoman. All will brag to their friends how great a life changing experience it was but they inevitably return to their status quo.

Parker: I feel so great after my wellness retreat at Terranea this weekend. Massages, inspirational sorta TED Talks, farm to table organic whole grain paleo single sourced low glycemic gluten free planet friendly meals…it was amazing. I feel like a new man.

Logan: That's not a wellness retreat. That’s a poshness retreat. And you’ll be right back to pimping big pharma as soon as your Tesla is charged.

Parker: Ya, I guess you’re right. Wish they had just given me the $10,000 in stock options. See you later, gotta go get an office to prescribe more of that new late night advertised wonder drug that is marginally better than the old one but at ten times the price.

by The Original Tankboy October 5, 2023

Golden Retriever

A guy who is loving, loyal, boyfriend material. Easygoing, non-complicated, and always emotionally available, his priority is to make the object of his affection happy. First noted mention was in Gilmore Girls Season 3, Episode 4 (One’s got class and the other one dyes) 2002, Jess ridiculing Luke for being always readily available to Lorelei despite any guarantee of reciprocal action on her part.

“He came over and fixed my deck on Saturday instead of going fishing with the boys.”

“I need a golden retriever like that!”

by Greengirl29 October 15, 2023