rectal teest

A small tinsmith's anvil inserted rectally to an unsuspecting foe.

Shit, dude never saw that rectal teest coming.

by boomshanka September 2, 2005

restage and guidage

When you are doing a chick doggy style, and you REST your left hand on her lower back, and place your right hand on her right hip, to GUIDE her during the thrusting.

Steve was plowing her in Restage and Guidage mode.

by Richalex May 11, 2006

Rectal Macaroni

Macaroni of the rectum. Sometimes seen when someone is sick and does not digest their macaroni. Exits from subject's rectum.

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... rectal macaroni! Anyone else hungry?"

by Iron E May 6, 2009

rectal sweat

The mixture of sweat from various regions of the body slowly making its' way down to the crack of the ass, then mixing with fecal matter to produce an unpleasant smell and feeling.

Related to swamp ass as rectal sweat is the catalyst that causes the humid sweaty conditions of the ass. swamp asstaint mud butt

by statedrone August 4, 2012

testicle shitting rectal wort

someone who is completely despised,and or a bitch of some sort of extreme measure

mommy there is a testicle shitting rectal wort in my window

by darth cooper February 19, 2010

Rentals

another name for noobs or frist timers that have to rent objects for what they are doing

( rentals ) i have to rent shoes to go bowling (or rock climbing

by Chris and Ryan paradis February 26, 2009

Rental Car Customer

A person who functions on a lesser level of mentality than most bean sprouts. These people are characterized by their innane questions and poor use of grammar and sentence structure. Also, when confronted with situations they cannot comprehend (example: A sum of money IS required in exchange for the temporary use of a rental vehicle), they will become enraged and counter with random, irrational screaming. These people are typically met over the telephone, and are best deterred by such methods as hanging up, or, making farting noises into the receiver until the said person becomes so frustrated by the lack of attention to their ranting that they hang up.

"I was speaking to a rental car customer, and they were upset that the location would not accept their check cashin' cawd...Oh dammit I hate these people! Shoot me!!"

by Angry Man October 25, 2003