religion

Hope that will help you in life, but won't save you from life threatening situations with the best it can do being making you lucky to survive.

religion helped me in hoping that I never get in a fight with a crazy man with a gun. But when the time came, I survived after he missed a close shot and ran out of ammo

by ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) June 10, 2021

religion

The first scientifically verified method of teaching chimpanzees to be racist.

The invention of Collective Identity.

-"These people aren't real Romans! They're filthy little Macedonian Pagans!"

-"Take it easy Carl, they have freedom of religion you know..."

by zaraxianboy September 20, 2023

religioneering

The manufacture or engineering of a belief system.

Q said it and I believe it!

Believe what? That's just a hoax, you dimwit. It's religioneering!

by 0bject February 2, 2021

religion

Something that people like to believe in, that serves to explain something when all else fails or as an excuse for something.

"We will spread our religion to them, and tell them it's the correct way."

by mrcockboy October 16, 2021

Drakish Religion

A Religious group which is all about the care for all race, religion, and sexuality. Their leader is unknown but also known by many. The religious leader or “God” is to be said named Antonio. It is a free religion. Anyone can join just by getting accepted.

I’m part of the Drakish Religion.

by Drakish Religion November 1, 2018

We need to stop treating religion as anything other than delusion, it's making everything worse

I mean, I hate to piss on your parade but snakes dont talk.

Hym "We need to stop treating religion as anything other than delusion, it's making everything worse. It makes neurotic little gnomes think they're better than everyone and it's annoying. If you want to worship your little reality monster thans fine but NO I don't believe to talked to it and NO I'm not going to do what it said. I love the pageantry of it and the extended lore is interesting but, no... We're not living our lives or structuring our country based a guy who claimed to know a magic guy. If the magic man comes back, HE can tell me what HE wants himself and YOU... Can go fuck yourself."

by Hym Iam November 22, 2023

RedPassing (religion)

RedPassing religion,Is a religion where you can’t show the top of your head during the daylight

Timmy respectfully wheres a hat during daylight hours cause he is RedPassing (religion)

by Billybobsamueljr October 1, 2021