red impostor

That one guy that's always you're suspicious friend and very Dangerous

Blue: red is my friend he is not sus guys!
10 minutes later..
Blue: RED WHY DID U KILL ME!! I THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T THE RED IMPOSTOR!

by im not sus im red April 6, 2021

red cheese

When a girl is on her period and you pull out and put it in her ass, and pull out and there reddish gunk on your dick.

Last night I was having sex with a girl and I got some red cheese when I pulled out.

by TAoL BR Pure February 7, 2017

red godzilla

Giant angry ginger as seen from the eyes of a drunken japanese man, whos not going to pay alot for that muffler

red godzilla say hundred five dolla for that muffler, i wait for john he give me discount.

by concerned hazletonian December 20, 2012

Red rumming

Red rumming is the action of inserting you pinky finger into the anus and moving it in the directions that tony from the shinning did whilst repeating "Red Rum, Red,rum"

"Hey zack I hear you did freaky stuff with lana. "

"Yea bro, it was crazzzyyyy she red rumed me so hard I cam out my nose"

Red rumming you put the linky in da stinky and u have some funn

by Hickelticklemepickle November 6, 2020

red plum

When a guy dips his balls in a bloodied period-pussy.

I was blessed to earn the red plum badge of honor last night and as I retracted my left ball I said to her "periods don't stop anything, but a sentence baby".

by Mister Poopybutthole October 6, 2015

Flappy Red

A condition in which a man is born without a foreskin. The penis is then constantly exposed to pretty much everything and generates a sticky like glue substance as a natural protection agent. The substance is so sticky that if you were to jerk off your hand would be almost permanently stuck to your penis which is why most men resort to wrapping glad rap around their penis in order to jerk off. The penis is also extremely sensitive and often pulses with pain for no apparent reason and is overwhelming painful during an orgasm or climax. Overall it’s an equally disgusting and disturbing deformity which is why most people with flappy reds never get laid.

“Bruh did you hear James died from extreme pain last night”. “Oh shit no”. “Yeah he was having sex and orgasmed so much that his flappy red literally shut down his body”.

by MmmmmmmmBruh August 5, 2020

Ruby Red

A Female that goes out with a gang member of the bloodz.

Iam Ruby Red, Yert My man's a bloodz

by LADii E April 23, 2006