When a guy is laying on his back and a chick with a heavy period is riding on top of him, and a bit of the menstrual blood leaks out from her pussy all over his stomach and sheets.
Ric: Yeah, I took this bitchin' ass chick home last night but she didn't tell me she was raggin. She was fuckin me on top and the next thing I know...
Hamilton:... oh no, she didn't...
Ric: Yep, fucking red rider all over my sheets! Bitch!!!
Hamilton:... oh no, she didn't...
Ric: Yep, fucking red rider all over my sheets! Bitch!!!
by Smoothie Smoothington July 11, 2006
Get the red rider mug.Akin to housewife's knee, swimmer's ear, footballer's wife, and other such afflictions acquired by engaging in too much of one thing. Not that there's such thing as TOO MUCH sex. But if there were, feeling the pain of the strained, overworked knob would tell you enough is enough! IF there were. Rider's Knob would be your knob's way of saying "I can't take this shit no more, let's just keep it between you and me for a while, no more o' that ol' pussayyyyy." But that's coz your knob is gay! Mine says, "I'm fuckin' wrecked, but I'll play through the pain coz it's worth it!" That's a good knob.
"Can't ride you today, Mrs. McGhee. I've got Rider's Knob."
Milkman to Mrs. McGhee. He certainly missed his gee.
"Can't ride you today, Mrs. Gloria Spot. I've got Rider's Knob."
Milkman to Mrs. Gloria Spot. Certainly missed her G-Spot.
"Can't ride you today, girlfriend. I've got no penis. I mean... emm... I've got Rider's Knob. Yes. That's it."
Joe to his girlfriend. Certainly missed his chance. I'll take that, then.
Milkman to Mrs. McGhee. He certainly missed his gee.
"Can't ride you today, Mrs. Gloria Spot. I've got Rider's Knob."
Milkman to Mrs. Gloria Spot. Certainly missed her G-Spot.
"Can't ride you today, girlfriend. I've got no penis. I mean... emm... I've got Rider's Knob. Yes. That's it."
Joe to his girlfriend. Certainly missed his chance. I'll take that, then.
by Definitely not Joe anyway! January 17, 2008
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1. bOn rA-zur: noun: (ety: Fre > Ger > Eng) A total babe that induces an extreme state of "boner"
i.e. "Yep, I agree, Shawn's mom is a total bone raiser."
2. bOn rA-zur: pr. noun: (ety: Fre > African Clicky Language > Lat > Ebonics > Eng) A pornographic film fabled to have been created in the late romantic period. It's actual existence is debated and it is believed by many, simply to be a myth. Those that believe in it agree that it sparked the post-modern movement, beat poetry, Seinfeld, and the conception of Kelley Clarkson. The film was loosely based on the plot of the popular horror film of the early romantic period, "HELLRAISER". Watching a mere 3 seconds of "BONERAISER" will immedeatly cause an explosive orgasm, followed by a violent bloody shart, spontaneous human combustion and a mild sore throat--leading to one's imminent DOOM. It is rumored a few copies of the film remain hidden in the African Congo, Somewhere off the coast of Sicily and in underdeveloped regions of Salt Lake City Utah.
i.e. "Yep, I agree, Shawn's mom is a total bone raiser."
2. bOn rA-zur: pr. noun: (ety: Fre > African Clicky Language > Lat > Ebonics > Eng) A pornographic film fabled to have been created in the late romantic period. It's actual existence is debated and it is believed by many, simply to be a myth. Those that believe in it agree that it sparked the post-modern movement, beat poetry, Seinfeld, and the conception of Kelley Clarkson. The film was loosely based on the plot of the popular horror film of the early romantic period, "HELLRAISER". Watching a mere 3 seconds of "BONERAISER" will immedeatly cause an explosive orgasm, followed by a violent bloody shart, spontaneous human combustion and a mild sore throat--leading to one's imminent DOOM. It is rumored a few copies of the film remain hidden in the African Congo, Somewhere off the coast of Sicily and in underdeveloped regions of Salt Lake City Utah.
i.e. "Boneraiser II sucked compared to bone raiser I, cause Shawn's mom refused to star in the second one.
by hoboshowdown December 7, 2006
Get the bone raiser mug.a dick rider is a person who will do anything to get acceptance from the person they are dick riding like where the same clothes , always agree with the person they are dick riding, laugh extra hard at there idles or the person being dick rided jokes and bring up the persons name .
for example Eugenes mom : "Eugene you still want those new sneakers you was talkin about?" Eugene : "you mean the black and green lebrons ?" Eugenes mom: "yea those" Eugene : "of course i do because my friend skelly has them and hes the flyest nigga in school" Eugenes mom:"why you always saying his name you big ass dick rider !"
by skelly24 May 2, 2010
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that raider of the isle just died to an admission, what a noob! Raiders of the isle are usually toxic, annoying, bomb glider spam, and just bomb the admission booth for no reason
by cooolk October 28, 2020
Get the Raiders of the isle mug.After riding ones motorcycle, horse, or bicycle the body's natural defense mechanism kicks in resulting in constipation, and the inability to defecate.
"Man, after that race I really have to poop but I have terrible rider's block"
" I sat on the toilet for 45 minutes but couldn't push it out if I wanted to. I've got rider's block bad!"
" I sat on the toilet for 45 minutes but couldn't push it out if I wanted to. I've got rider's block bad!"
by Rammin R Dixon October 29, 2014
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