Roffle Pig

A wee little piggy with a curly tail and a keen nose for roffles, specially trained by roffle farmers to sniff out only the freshest, juiciest roffles on teh intarwebs.

"Jesus H Buddah, I'm bored off my tits today"

"Don't worry, I'll send my roffle pig out to find something to entertain you, he always knows where to find the best shit online."

by MonkeyPig July 30, 2009

ROFFLWAFFLES

oh yeah...
the waffles that make u happy.
they are delicoius, they are syruppy,
they bring joy to your soul.
they make you sing outloud.
oh yeah....

hillbilly1-have u tride dem rofflwaffles yet?
hillbilly2-No boy! i aint tride dem stUUpid waffles.
hillbilly1- got to, dey amazin!

by AJfake June 6, 2010

rofflolmfao

Rolling on the fucking floor lauging out loud my fucking ass off. Means it's funny. Often used to mock people without them knowing.

girl you're interested in:

- My boyfriend broke up with me last night

you:

- rofflolmfao

Her:

- what does that means?

you:

- I'm sorry for you

by pedromcpedo August 4, 2011

ROFFLAC

ROLLING ON FUCKING FLOOR LAUGHING AND CRYING

Mommy: what are you doing, learn how to drive STUPID IDIOT

Daughter: in back seat repeats ---> STUPID IDIOT

Mommy: ROFFLAC

Daughter: Bahahaha

by #1 MAC21 July 30, 2012

Rofflelob

When your friend betrays you

You raped my sister I can't belive you would Rofflelob me

by Cuntmunch November 26, 2017

Rofflelemayo

V. A term coined by Rik, meaning: "To laugh ones ass off while rolling on the floor in a purely adult fashion."

"It was a very funny show, yet, as composed as I normally am, I admit to rofflelemayo."

by CurrentEvents May 25, 2021

rofflmfaopmfp

it means rolling on the fucking floor laughing my fucking ass off pissing my fucking pants.

boy: will you go out with me?
girl: ROFFLMFAOPMFP

by EpicNoobx February 17, 2022