Cliff Hart. A rare species of pool player.
Amazingly, he has less than 10% body fat, and a deliberately manicured receding hairline. Stronger than steel, faster than lightning, harder than Angola, (bud)wiser than Solomon, sweeter than rotten fish and definitely has neither the time nor the patience for ball baggers who are reading this.
His natural habitat is the dense jungle of salt city. He announces his presence using his voice which sounds like a
grandma after eating a block of cheese, smoking 3 cartons of cigarettes and eating a block of cheese. Sounds disgusting? Well fuck you.
His sexual mating dance usually involves making the opposite sex feel uncomfortable by staring at them for close to 30 minutes straight. He will then grunt, call them a "lil biscuit" and proceed to his final agenda: Sugar Dicking and going "balls deep"
Besides all that. He is the best pool player that has ever not been born. He materialized from some primordial-soup and has evolved over time to be able to run 3000x4^2 racks of pool in less than who cares.
Amazingly, he has less than 10% body fat, and a deliberately manicured receding hairline. Stronger than steel, faster than lightning, harder than Angola, (bud)wiser than Solomon, sweeter than rotten fish and definitely has neither the time nor the patience for ball baggers who are reading this.
His natural habitat is the dense jungle of salt city. He announces his presence using his voice which sounds like a
grandma after eating a block of cheese, smoking 3 cartons of cigarettes and eating a block of cheese. Sounds disgusting? Well fuck you.
His sexual mating dance usually involves making the opposite sex feel uncomfortable by staring at them for close to 30 minutes straight. He will then grunt, call them a "lil biscuit" and proceed to his final agenda: Sugar Dicking and going "balls deep"
Besides all that. He is the best pool player that has ever not been born. He materialized from some primordial-soup and has evolved over time to be able to run 3000x4^2 racks of pool in less than who cares.
Man, you aint no rack runner. You aint cliff. f
You miss that ball again, ima call cliff. DONT make me call cliff.
You miss that ball again, ima call cliff. DONT make me call cliff.
by Earl Strickland October 28, 2019
(1. )"She told me I could titty fuck her only if after I slurped off the 'Rack Puddle".
(2.)"Oh please let me give you a 'Rack Puddle' I swear if you don't like it we won't do it again".
(2.)"Oh please let me give you a 'Rack Puddle' I swear if you don't like it we won't do it again".
by Professor Calamitous December 27, 2016
james ; yo you see murds new bird?
dan ; nah fam, what she look like do?
james ; the usual, blond caked with make up and only wears northy
dan ; anything different?
james ; raa she had the thickest lamb rack id ever seen fam
dan ; yo i gotta see this bird now
dan ; nah fam, what she look like do?
james ; the usual, blond caked with make up and only wears northy
dan ; anything different?
james ; raa she had the thickest lamb rack id ever seen fam
dan ; yo i gotta see this bird now
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A group of male stud's with Erect Penis's. Gun-rack's can be seen in abundance in Bukkake-themed pornography. (See also Gun and Bukkake).
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