queef

a fart out of the vaginal area

"dude when i tried to finger myself, i queef ed so loud

by uhhhMARISSA December 28, 2005

queef leaf

When you queef on a leaf, and it makes a squeeky noise.

I accidently did a queef leaf.

by Jason10101 May 26, 2008

queef

The whole-body covering worn by particularly ugly ultra-orthodox muslim women as a mark of oppression. Related to a burkha, but usually found in pastel colours and on the clearance rack for 75% off.

Wow! Look at that lovely mauve queef she is wearing!

Suzie Shariah was poor and only had money to buy a queef for the dance.

by loathsome in london October 26, 2011

Queefeck

One who queefs on the necks of other people.

Person A: Fuck off.
Person B: God, you're such a queefeck!

by Yumegami May 16, 2010

Queef Rocket

A vaginal sneeze. Something that occurs after sexual intercourse when the penis is removed from the vagina.
A queef that also ejects female bodily fluids.

I was banging my girl last night,and after I finished I pulled out,and was greeted by a Queef rocket

by Ass-cone June 8, 2011

beefy queefies

1. An episode of constant farting which stinks like a third-world storm drain and is usually brought on by some type of ethnic food.

2. Taking a shit and moaning like a woman giving birth.

1. "I went to Chipotle for lunch and now I've got a case of the beefy queefies, and I'm very afraid of leaving a pool of Bosco in my underwear."
2. "Dude, Henry's in the can, shouting like a maternity patient. Guess he's got the beefy queefies."

by Abdallah Price May 22, 2010

French Queef

When you nuts deep in a hairy french gal and the beans catch up to her then boom. french queef.

Oh damn BRO, i was dick deep in camille, and that bitch pulled a french queef.

by jamwkqwk November 14, 2016