Pulling my plonker

Plonker is British slang for penis. Literally pull my plonker is to masturbate. But nowadays the expression someone is pulling my plonker is used with the meaning of someone is messing with me or trying to make fun of me.

This Brit told me in the UK the weather is always sunny and hot. 0bviously he was just pulling my plonker

by Teleco November 26, 2016

Pulling

Having someone or others feel attraction towards you without trying to.

A: I saw you pulling Andy.
Z: He's wayyy to young for me.

by Goddessofwisdom December 7, 2016

pulling a pazdrijan

To be inappropriately late and cause others to be late subsequently

Theo is pulling a pazdrijan again. He should have been here an hour ago.

by Minionpotato February 26, 2019

Pulling A Dalton

Doing something so absurd, so stupid, so inconceivably idiotic that it makes others question your sensibility. You reach your lowest point in life when you 'Pull A Dalton".

"Dude, you totally were pulling a dalton last night."
"Why, brah?"
"Because you got a tat to symbolize your independence when you live with your friends mom."
"Ahhh"

by Musical Prodigy February 28, 2010

Pulling a Clemson

The act of miserably failing towards the end of a task that was started with such promise. The phrase comes from many seasons in which the Clemson University football team starts off their season with huge victories, only to fall off completely at the end of the season to teams like Georgia Tech and get dominated by teams like NC State, South Carolina and West Virginia.

"Look. Clemson is pulling a Clemson again. They started off 8-0 and in the national title hunt, but they actually suck."

by Nellanaesp February 14, 2012

pulling a princess peach

Means sitting on your lazy ass while someone comes to save you, like that useless bitch princess peach in super mario brothers.

"linda was just pulling a princess peach, that lazy bitch."

by delia anne scott April 4, 2010

Pulling a Ricky

during a baseball game or practice, one instinctivley lets a fly ball hit his glove and drop out. this causes a roar of laughter throughout the field and the "ricky" feels like shit.

Ricky: "I got it, I got it!"
*ball hits glove and falls out*
Dylan: "dude what the fuck is wrong with you?"
Ricky: "Shit man, my bad."
Dylan: " Your always pulling a Ricky, prick"

by scottttao April 14, 2010