prehensile pubes

When you can maneuver your pubic hairs at will.

guy #1"man that guy has some prehensile pubes."
guy #2 "yeah he fed me pretzels the other day with them!"

random girl "that must feel good in the bed"

by thereisnotenough2dowhatIwanted November 22, 2016

Elf pubes

The hairy green seaweeds that float in the ocean water are actually elf pubes. When the eldest elf dies in the village their pubes must be shaved because the hairs contain special powers which mustn’t be used for evil and only for good.

Look out it’s elf pubes in the water don’t touch them!

by The little dingler man July 23, 2023

persian pubes

Lustrous black tightly curled glistening pubic hair.

The amazonian in OPS has Persian Pubes.

by not an amazonian October 05, 2017

pube mutton

When a male has another shit on his genitals and he leaves it and lets it dry and crust.

"Aww dude close your legs, you smell like pube mutton!"

by yourfuckingmotherbitch January 19, 2010

Polynesian Purple Pube

The customary Polynesian tradition of dying your pubic hair purple and letting it soak in your father's vagina.

"Hey did you hear that Steven preformed the Polynesian Purple Pube?"

"Eww that's fucking gross."

by FlaMeinter May 28, 2025

pube poker

Beef curtains so dense and pendulous that they reach past the dick on penetration and poke a dude’s pubes.

I hooked up with the this girl the other night. Her pube pokers were so gnarly, they made me chafe.

by August 02, 2023

Pube Show

Someone being a dumbass or immature. Used in the sense that 'jerk' is used in NYC. Stupid teenagers loitering are a prototypical pube show.

"get a load of those kids over there drinking their yoohoos outside the gas station. What a bunch of pube shows"

by stonerjerry February 24, 2019