Poop dimension

The only place worse than hell, huge lumps of shit on the ground with the atmosphere being filled with fart
by FartBabyTime May 22, 2020
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phantom poop

(noun) A bowel movement that cannot be seen in the toilet after the depositer gets up from making it. This is especially accurate if wiping afterward produces no residue on toilet tissue and there is no discernible odor of feces."
"I know I dropped a (log), but it was a phantom poop. I didn't even need the Febreze in there."
by Gottabethegravy November 03, 2018
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Blunt Poop

Having brown blunt resin on your lips from smoking a soggy or nigger lipped blunt.
"Damn, you got hella blunt poop on your lips from nigger lipping!"
by Chadillac-R October 17, 2009
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fiery poops

1. The kind of poops that are caused after eating a spicy meal, thus causing a catastrophic sensation of a blazing Armageddon seeping from your anus.

2. Multiple problematic bowl movements caused by devouring to much bad Mexican food. Resulting in a zesty butthole.

3. The act of shitting infinite amounts of smoldering ass nuggets .
"damn, bro that taco bell is giving me some serious fiery poops"
by Mackerel shitstorm February 09, 2014
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poop crust

the crusty crap left on ur butt after u take a poo and dont wipe good
aww man i didnt wipe good and now i have poop crust in my cheeks
by Buttcheeseeater February 26, 2018
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Poop Talk

The act of giving oneself encourangement or mental prepping before a particularly large or painful defecation.
Jonathan gave himself a poop talk before shitting out something that looked like a small african child.
by So.Many.PANDAS October 27, 2011
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poop shoes

the pair of shoes you put on when taking a dump at the office, so no one can identify you under the stall.
matt: who blew up the handicap stall on 5, bro?

rey: it was me, bro!

matt: nah, dude was wearing neon dunks, bro.

rey: yo! them's my poop shoes, bro!

matt and rey: ahhhhhhhhhh. yea, bro!
by pied pooper July 19, 2011
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