Tempe Ice Pick

The act of freezing a profilactic into the shape of a penis. Prior to engaging in sexual intercourse one inserts the frozen apparatus into the vagina or anus. It is then used to create a cold orifice, after which, an erect penis is inserted and brought to ejaculation creating what is knowns as an "icy box".

The other day I was having sex with Hector, my latin lover when he busted out the Tempe Ice Pick on me! I must say..it was cold at first, but then warmed with friction causing pleasure like no other!

by Felstar1673 September 16, 2006

picking your seat

The act of picking one's own butt. Sometimes for reasons such as itching, other times for reasons unknown, and never-want to-be-known.

"Hey dick, stop picking your seat and get over here!"

by Mother of a Fuck March 3, 2010

pick up a nail

Catch the clap, become infected with gonorrhea

I picked up a nail in that brothel in Tangier

by Cornholio September 29, 2003

Picks up the Double

Getting a double kill in a video game, or if you like, real life.

Friend - Hey, help me out, there is loads of them here
You - * Shoots* Picks up the double
Friend - Your a beast.

by MistahMan2011 July 9, 2011

norwegian ice pick

The dick and or dildo is frozen and inserted into the vagina and due to its freezing temperatures the dick and or dildo sticks to the walls of the vagina. The only way to resolve this issue is to pour hot water into int vagina until the penis and or dildo is released. Best done in or near a hot tub

Mike Norwegian Ice Picked Shelly in Alaska, but luckily they were by a hot tub so they jumped in

by Gigglygurl24 August 19, 2015

ghost pick-up

When someone lets their pet poop in someone else's yard/area and acts like they are going to pick up poop, but doesn't.

That man did a ghost pick-up after his dog took a crap in my yard.

by booger stealer April 6, 2017

scandinavian ice pick

Freezing ones turd and using it as a dildo

I knew she was kinky but Damn, she wanted the Scandinavian ice pick!

by fluffy dude December 3, 2013