Simon Period

To explode period everywhere, and over-react greatly to everything... followed by being very dramatic.

Tom: Hey! :D
Simon: Tom, just fuck off.
Tom: you on your Simon Period?

by Tom224 November 16, 2012

Period Card

A derogatory term that men claim women use for convenience on their periods

Lucy, stop pulling the period card. You women always have an excuse.

by girlforgirls November 13, 2018

Ghetto Period

When someone shoots you in the dick area, and you bleed, you have a ghetto period.

All these rappers talkin bout how much they’ve been through in the hood, but I bet none of them have gotten a ghetto period.

by Minecraft Legend01 October 28, 2018

Period Guy

An empathetic Guy who feels bad for girls on their period. Typically will talk to multiple girls for them to vent to him, or may even be asked to purchase woman hygiene products for girls on their period.

Sally: Dan is such a sweet guy. He was willing to go to the store and buy me pads when I couldn't leave work.
Victoria: Yeah, he's a real Period Guy

Ruby: Hey Tanner, can I vent about my day? I warn you, it is period talk
Tanner: Not a problem, I'm the Period Guy

by BeatBots January 6, 2019

period coffee

When you forget your menstrual cup in the electric kettle and make coffee for your friends.

I accidentally made period coffee for you! Sorry about that.

by Ninja-katten October 9, 2018

Period sack

When a 13 year old tried to talk about the holy women's week but doesn't know how it works

Seb - Hey man my (girlfriends) period sack exploded yesterday

Soul - What the heck is a period sack

by Meyer nee chan July 30, 2023

period of digestion

The markets are tanking in fear of interest rates, AI, and the election year ahead. They are digesting the bad data, the Fed's mixed messages, and the coming interest rate hike.

Investors are trying waking up to this period of digestion and looking for new places to safely store their money while the markets go bonkers in 23 - 24.

by jmacofearth September 22, 2023