Pennis

Long spire of essential greatness only used when u want to fuck a girl or casually piss.

Pennis:

(moans) (groans) immense feeling

by asdasafwqa June 11, 2022

bent penny

Aka lead piece or screamer, it's general slang we trumpet players use for that f***ing shallow mouthpiece each of us have in our cases for when we have to play anything that's high, loud, and in your face.

Or when we have to make your mom cum on the horn and/or after. Especially when her name is Penny.

My "bent penny" is a Marcinkiewicz Bobby Shew 2. Oh, say hi to your mum for me.

by AdenosinePush January 4, 2012

Riley Penny

A stupid goofy ahh man in grade 8.

Riley Penny is goofy

by BUNGERBUNGERBUNGERBUNGERBUNGER May 19, 2023

Penny Press

A penny press is someone who always has to chime in and say some half-fact nonsense. They try to act smart and seem like they know stuff but, the “stuff” is worthless like a penny. Think of one of those penny machines where you put two in and one squashed penny comes out.

“She’s just a penny press, always putting in her two cents and not contributing to the conversation”
“What you’re saying is useless, stop being a penny press”

by BluePug May 27, 2022

Dirty Penny

Follows from the act of putting a 'Tuppence in a tea cup' and is when you take the balls out of the ass, and put it in their mouth

Alex: "Now take the tuppence out of my tea cup, and give me that dirty penny"

by FriendlyThesaurus January 27, 2018

Penny Phone

A Phone that costs a penny, usually on online stores.

Bobovitch needed a new phone. He had a $50 Amazon gift card, so he bought 5000 Penny Phones. Bobovitch now has no room in his house.

by Stankalahashi December 27, 2009

Fishy penny

This word means anyone you know called penny is automatically called Fishy Penny this is because her vagina stinks of fish.

Penny: hey what u doin
Ethan: shut up fishy penny
Penny: fair enough because my vagina does smell of fish

by Imchildish September 1, 2020