by Tizmosia February 5, 2019
Get the Peeper mug.A pee pee toucher is someone who loves to touch other boys pee pees. They are usually called mark, and love to suck the pee pee as well. Sometimes they kidnap the boys in special pee pee vans and drive them away forever.
Liam: hey isn’t that van a little bit close to us? It could be a pee pee toucher van
Ryan: *nose runs* don’t chop off my head!!
Mark: *gets out of van* get here little boy I have free sonic games!
Liam: ok
Ryan: *shits himself*
Ryan: *nose runs* don’t chop off my head!!
Mark: *gets out of van* get here little boy I have free sonic games!
Liam: ok
Ryan: *shits himself*
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-Whoa dude, please tell me that's a handgun in your pants...
-I can't do anything about it. it's there cus I have to pee so bad.
-Well you can't walk around the locker room with your dick all hard like that, someone might think you're a gay. Here, tape this pee pee rager page on the apex of your hog. So as to avoid confusion.
-Wow thanx. Wanna play listen to Counting Crows later?
-I can't do anything about it. it's there cus I have to pee so bad.
-Well you can't walk around the locker room with your dick all hard like that, someone might think you're a gay. Here, tape this pee pee rager page on the apex of your hog. So as to avoid confusion.
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