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Critter Paranoia

Paranoia involving somebody thinking they see bugs and small critters (spiders, cockroaches, flies, fleas, etc) when there is nothing there, oftentimes involving fear of the bugs or critters.

Also when somebody is always looking around them to make sure no bugs or small critters are in the area.
Person 1: *checking all around their chair*
Person 2: What are you doing?
Person 1: Oh, it's my critter paranoia, I really hate bugs.

OR

Person 1: *jumps up off the couch*
Person 2: What's wrong?!
Person 1: I thought I saw a spider crawling on my leg.
Person 2: Man, you got critter paranoia, bad.
by Larentiah September 13, 2011
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Paranoia Man

A future superstar of WWE. He is the Samurai for today. He will comes from Japan. His finishers are: "Paranoia Slam", "Mortal Kick", "X-treme Splash", "Dragon Spear" and "The Samurai Bow Lock". He will be the strongest warrior of the world with his unique fists and kicks.
by Samurai Katsu September 3, 2003
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Partners in Rhyme

1) Indy's illest underground hip hop group. Consists of two emcees: Prospect and Complex. Released their debut album in May of 2006, titled Unification. Currently playing shows and will soon be returning to the studio to record a inevitably classic follow-up.

2) The hip hop personification of Captain Kirk and Spock.
Partners in Rhyme killed that shit!
by Fuckster September 28, 2006
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Partner Up

The act of having every square inch of fabric in contact with a corresponding square inch of skin. Pertains mainly to females.
She's got a little sag in her pants. Looks like it's time to partner up.
by cooldudewhat June 2, 2009
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Parannoying

extremly annoying. can be related to a parasite.
the parannoying little kid was following me all over the school talking nonstop.
by kathy W. September 16, 2003
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heterosexual life partner

The heterosexual best friend of a person who identifies as homosexual (Gay or Lesbian).
"Is that your boyfriend?"
"No, he's my heterosexual life partner."

or:

"Is that your girlfriend?"
"No, she's my heterosexual life partner."
by monica borbele October 9, 2012
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Little partners

Watch yourself with her homie, or you'll end up with little partners.
by uncle cracker May 8, 2009
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