A crusty weeping sore, similar to a haemmorroid, commonly found on the underside of male genitalia and caused by constant tea-bagging into bowls of meal-worms.
by Anonymous August 20, 2003
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Ex: "That dumb broad took the last cup of coffee. I am so fuckin' peanked. Now I won't have the energy to work and I'll be forced to download card games the rest of the day."
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The men were placky for each other.
by Ricardo Neur December 2, 2013
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Get the planktify mug.-the process of collecting, gathering, and accumulating by any means enough miniscule pieces of weed to smoke.
-usually only occurs at the very end of a bag, when there is almost nothing left but you really want to toke up one more time.
-can be measured in total bowls, joints or blunts filled from your harvest, but bowls is most commonly used measurement
-while most farmers tend to simply use their fingers, advances in the field have included sheets of paper, rulers, and in one non-confirmed case, a statically-charge balloon electrically harvested the weed planktons.
-usually only occurs at the very end of a bag, when there is almost nothing left but you really want to toke up one more time.
-can be measured in total bowls, joints or blunts filled from your harvest, but bowls is most commonly used measurement
-while most farmers tend to simply use their fingers, advances in the field have included sheets of paper, rulers, and in one non-confirmed case, a statically-charge balloon electrically harvested the weed planktons.
"Yo, I got home from the bar last night pretty trashed, and I thought I was dry until I plankton farmed under my desk so I could smoke a bowl and fall asleep."
"I spilled the pipe last night but John did some speedy plankton farming and we didn't lose a crystal!"
"I spilled the pipe last night but John did some speedy plankton farming and we didn't lose a crystal!"
by Devo and Dan February 21, 2010
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