Suneri Pittsburgh Mafia

The Sunseri mafia was formed by immigrants who descended from Italy in the early 1900’s. They settled in Pittsburgh and began working with locals through loans which later came to grow their wealth. Throughout their time in Pittsburgh they began opening small deli shops that only sold provolone. It was the head of the mafias favorite type of cheese. As their deli shops grew in popularity they began laundering money through them in order to maintain power. To this day only a few remain after many died of syphilis in the mid 1900’s. One shop remains and can be found in Pittsburgh, to those who haven’t been you should check it out.

Person 1: wow that deli shop is doing really well.
Person 2: That deli shop is run like the Suneri Pittsburgh Mafia!
Person 3: woah they’ve been around forever! I’ve never tried their provolone!

Urban Dictionary: Sunseri Pittsburgh Mafia

by glizztronics February 27, 2022

Jack Pitts

Big and strong, like Peter Griffin

Oh my god! It's Jack Pitts! Run!

by JackPittsstan May 29, 2024

Taking a Pitts

When one takes off on a work weekend leaving the rest of the shift to struggle to answer calls and become overworked.

“Hey man I think I’m gonna be taking a Pitts this weekend”
“Man go to hell”

by Go’on August 7, 2019

Re'Mya Pitts

she is the most funny smart and moody girl I've ever met. she can make me smile by just looking at me she has the most beautiful teeth they match her face so well shes mine. to whoever is seeing this. shes ems always and forever no matter what. shes my first everything except kiss but shes just so wonderful. i love her so so so so much - your first love, Em.

have you seen Re'Mya Pitts i heard shes taken by Em!!

by ineedlovelove June 14, 2022

Going to Pittsburgh

Aggressive anal intercourse that leaves the aroma of downtown Pittsburgh wafting in the immediate vicinity

My wife threatened to leave me if I ever told her I was going to Pittsburgh again

by Gerbil smoothie January 13, 2023

The shitty pitty

After 1 minute of vigorous intercourse, scream "I need to urinate!" Go to the toilet and try to urinate while standing up and erect, proceed to shit all over the floor.

I did the shitty pitty last night, my missus was so mad. It really soured the mood and now she's left town

by ChesterandtheCat January 22, 2025