tiger petter

Someone stupid enough to try to pet the tigers at the zoo.

Coined by The Daily Show's John Oliver in the latter days of the 2008 U.S. presidential campaign, to define a certain percentage of the electorate too stupid to have decided on a candidate yet.

That jackass who jumped into the polar bear pool in the Berlin Zoo was lucky to get out alive! That tiger petter should have been ripped to shreds.

by urbpan April 11, 2009

Peppermant Patty

When a girl has a Peppermant Patty and after pleasures the male with a wonderful and suprising blowjob. After the blowjob the male occupant's penis is all tingly and feels weird from the minty treat.

holly shit broo. my girl suprised me with a Peppermant Patty. i had no clue but my dick feels all pins and needles.

by chris1976 May 19, 2010

pussy patty

A pussy so tore up it looks like a hamberger Patty.

I took her home, peeled off her pants...and gagged...that slut had a Pussy Patty between her legs!

by DESOLATION April 3, 2015

peppermint patty

The lesbionic woman friend of Charlie Brown. Lover of Marcie. She who rolls in green flanell and birkenstocks.

Peppermint Patty is totally gay. Marcie calls her sir and she rolls in birkanstocks.

by peppattyisnotgay February 15, 2008

Patty

A sweet, caring person who has an extreme love for animals, family and God. Takes work very seriously, probably an entrepreneur.

Wow - that woman is such a Patty! I don't know how she does it all.

by caberenee February 2, 2010

patty cake

A hand game played as kids. A pelvic game played as adults.

"Patty cake, Patty cake baking a kid." Although if serious skin slapping is taking place no one is singing a tune.

by letmegetinurbelly July 1, 2011

patty smack

its when you take 2 un cooked meat patties, and smack Someone with them, which results in a nice sound.

smacker-- SMACK
smackee---ow dude, u just patty smacked me good.

by Lkizzle April 21, 2006