Prison Pen

A Prison Pen is a form of improvised writing instrument, which is achieved when one defecates just enough to extend past the buttocks and holds it there. The extended fecal matter is then used as a writing device in a manner similar to that of a mechanical pencil.

Person 1: Our boat is destroyed! How are we going to send an SOS?

Person 2: well there's a large rock face over there, we could use our Prison Pens

Person 1: I hate you so f**king much. If we starve I'm eating you first.

by C1PH3R8472 February 23, 2020

Pre Pen

Word used to describe a specific form of virginity.
Pre penetration

U a virg😏? Nahhh I’m pre pen.

by Gurudjurery August 29, 2018

pen is

the pen in the is

you got a big pen is

by Jupiter jufro April 11, 2019

Pen Face

A derogatory term for someone of Asian descent

He might be a pen face but he makes damn good sushi

by Old long tall and ugly May 31, 2025

Pen Burglar

Person who cant help but steal pens from the store.

Venable is the biggest pen burglar i know.

by Zebra Hands August 12, 2016

Pen dejo

Slang for Oatmeal

Que flojo es pen dejo

by Esa Es October 6, 2025

pen

you say this when you want someone to shag you

damn do you wanna pen me

by ihaveathickassdontplaywithme October 26, 2020