Penny - Wank

When your name is Sean and you go to Dunstable Downs and get wanked off under a tree and cant finish

'My names Sean and im off for Penny - Wank'

by S Penny August 17, 2022

Penny Pearston

She is the most perfect female in your life.. some can only dream of meeting someone as truly irreplaceable as her... the one person you never want to lose. She is the most caring, kind, loving, knowledgeable, funniest, and BEAUTIFUL woman ever..

Wow penny pearston is the best woman ever.

by Penny pearston May 19, 2018

Pennis

Long spire of essential greatness only used when u want to fuck a girl or casually piss.

Pennis:

(moans) (groans) immense feeling

by asdasafwqa June 11, 2022

Penny

A tiny coin

Your total is one dollar and one penny

by AFK93 June 18, 2022

penny-assed

giving something so little effort that the words half-assed or quarter-assed don't do it justice, and only with the 1/100 denomination of the full effort (penny) can one comprehend the sheer lack of effort put in.

x: Dude has Edward done his part on the group final yet?
y: Yeah, he's done his part, but it was so penny-assed that we're gonna have to redo it.

by deslumoprime March 24, 2024

pink pennies

When you lick a butthole and it tastes like pennies.

I licked your butthole babe and you have pink pennies.

by Penny boy June 30, 2016

Play the Penny Slots

To go down on a girl when she's on her period.

Sarah was on her period, but I'm a giver, so I decided to play the penny slots.

by MatzahBear July 15, 2025