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Ass tings

A vague insult possibly about sexual preference but is still unclear. What can be said however without question, it is definitely a burn. And a slow stinging burn at that. Similar to the sensation after sleeping with a person who uses the phrase "ass tings" as an insult.
Actual Facebook conversation.

Lives in Detroit, Michigan

Her
3:55 AM
Hello handsome.

Me
8:32 AM
Fuck off

Her
9:08 AM
Why are you rude to me
Do you no me

Me
Why the fuck are you messaging
me? Fuck no and I don't want too.
B-gone thot!

Me
Why the fuck are you messaging
me? Fuck no and I don't want too.
B-gone thot!

Her
It's okay
I got attracted due to your profile
But it fine
I'm sorry

Me
Nah it's not. Go suck dick in hell
with your thot ass grandma.

Her
Fuck you, dick head you "ass tings"
by ass tings May 19, 2023
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ting hao

A person that is quite self centered and has awesome hair (Do not touch). Can get violent if provoked.
Dont touch Ting hao's hair man, you will get hurt
by caedenlikeaboss November 2, 2016
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mada ting

large coughing seal that is mucking
the mada ting is acting farted
by joered8232 November 21, 2023
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Ting

An abbreviation of "something". This term is often used by Kelvin Adom
"Enough of this ting"
by UCKAS May 30, 2019
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rim ting

Aggressively biting off your op’s penis
Bout to give this man a rim ting ong
by Not your OP January 23, 2024
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ting

the joy of my day🥜
imma hit a ting in the locker real quick
by Bob Tinger March 8, 2023
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Cou nbn ting

The art of counting down to 7pm.
by 0ldh@ndL3 May 28, 2018
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