Pay day. So happens to be the same day your “fishy” friend happens to hit you up for a favor. The favor will always entail you spending money for him in some way.
Man! I couldn’t wait to get paid today! Bills, right?! *phone rings*
Me: Odd. I haven’t heard from him in a while.
Guy: think about it bro... what’s today?
Me: you’re fucking right. Fishy Friday
Me: Odd. I haven’t heard from him in a while.
Guy: think about it bro... what’s today?
Me: you’re fucking right. Fishy Friday
by Connectingdots December 10, 2019
Get the Fishy Fridaymug. On Fridays, we steal things… Klepto Fridays can be defined as the last day of the work week during which folks are encouraged to filch items from businesses and public places to be shown off to friends and kept as trophies.
Friend: Dude why did you just hit the most devious lick on that preschool??!?
Me: Bro, relax. It’s Klepto Friday.
Friend: Facts dude, my bad. Nice toddler you’ve got there.
Me: Bro, relax. It’s Klepto Friday.
Friend: Facts dude, my bad. Nice toddler you’ve got there.
by Pablito Loco November 12, 2021
Get the Klepto Fridaymug. A term used exclusively by the homosexual community to describe the Friday after a long week of being very gay.
“Wow Julio, after going to Milan and getting buttfucked for five days straight the Friday scaries are starting to set in”
“Damn dude it’s saturday and you still have the Friday scaries leaking out of you”
“Damn dude it’s saturday and you still have the Friday scaries leaking out of you”
by Verygayverybrandon September 27, 2019
Get the friday scariesmug. O NTHSID AY OF EVEEYR MOMTNH, YO UGET TO USE INESPECT IELEMENT ON YOUR HCROMEPUTER WITOHUT GETT9NG IN TORUYBLE.
Friday the 17th
by SnaekEater99442 March 17, 2023
Get the Friday the 17thmug. A computer patching strategy that is was invented to maximize the likelihood of outages, infuriate end-users, and disrupt the work/life balance of system administrators. This strategy is usually conceived by company executives as a knee-jerk reaction to some longstanding but previously-unknown threat, and with no input from (or regard for) the sysadmins responsible for implementing it.
"Why were all the systems down when everyone came into work Monday morning?"
"Patch Friday"
"Sorry guys, I can't go for beers. It's patch Friday."
"Patch Friday"
"Sorry guys, I can't go for beers. It's patch Friday."
by Sys4dm September 15, 2017
Get the patch fridaymug. the day you look as hot as you can, the day you wear your best gear,jewelry,clothes, dress to impress day
by MYHAAW May 14, 2011
Get the stunna fridaymug. n. Any day of the week, usually a Friday or Monday, where you decide to suddenly call in sick or take a vacation day out of a sense of entitlement and pure, unadulterated laziness.
v. To take an executive Friday
v. To take an executive Friday
I have an important meeting early this morning and people are going to be really upset if I'm not there, but the urge to sleep in is overwhelming. Looks like I'll be taking an executive Friday.
by misskj March 15, 2009
Get the executive Fridaymug.