It’s Friday 29th national orgy day!
POV-You log on to discord and your female and male friends text you something
Both: IT’S FRIDAY 29TH
POV-You all have a wonderful time, but... the most hated person in the group gets all the girls for one last milk spray
Take people’s Girlfriend day, For the bullied people
Homie 1: Why did my girl say you’re better than me
You: I don’t know maybe it’s that time of the year
Homie 2: Yeah mine too
Homie 3: We are gonna beat you up
You: but I’m doing something with insert gf’s here
You: It’s January 19th also