To be conceited or promote yourself to an annoying extent or to bring up something you did great over and over again
Carl: if it wasn't for me Rezing the team we would Lost by now
:Joe:way too scratch your own balls twat
:Dante people say I'm breathtaking and they're not wrong
:dan Way to scratch your own balls
:Joe:way too scratch your own balls twat
:Dante people say I'm breathtaking and they're not wrong
:dan Way to scratch your own balls
by Wilyboi February 13, 2017
Get the scratch your own ballsmug. Phrase that means take your anger out on your own. Don't hand it (your anger) off onto someone else because you'll only be ruining someone else's day. To take someone's anger out on someone undeserving of it.
The story is: The boss learned that her company lost a client and so angrily fires an employee. The employee has a family of three and a wife to feed. He gets home disappointed, upset, and angered and so yells at his wife because the steak was a little raw. The wife after slaving at the stove for hours becomes pissed. She shouts at her eldest to stop trying to break his neck and do something with his life other than skateboard. The eldest, a regional-winning skateboarder becomes angry and on his way to his room, pushes past his younger brother saying "Watch it buddy, I'm not in the mood." The younger brother, who loves his older brother & practices everyday on his skateboard to be like him, becomes so uncontrollably irate that he goes back into his room, sees his cat sitting on the bed and kicks him.
The point is: You can't control whats going to happen in a day. It's best to think it over for another day. And to save a lot of people a lot of weariness and hard feelings, kick your own damn cat!
The story is: The boss learned that her company lost a client and so angrily fires an employee. The employee has a family of three and a wife to feed. He gets home disappointed, upset, and angered and so yells at his wife because the steak was a little raw. The wife after slaving at the stove for hours becomes pissed. She shouts at her eldest to stop trying to break his neck and do something with his life other than skateboard. The eldest, a regional-winning skateboarder becomes angry and on his way to his room, pushes past his younger brother saying "Watch it buddy, I'm not in the mood." The younger brother, who loves his older brother & practices everyday on his skateboard to be like him, becomes so uncontrollably irate that he goes back into his room, sees his cat sitting on the bed and kicks him.
The point is: You can't control whats going to happen in a day. It's best to think it over for another day. And to save a lot of people a lot of weariness and hard feelings, kick your own damn cat!
"Oh Steve! Just shut up and kick your own cat!" Cindy said. "I was perfectly happy 'til you came in here grumbling like that."
by some guy from the internet October 13, 2014
Get the kick your own catmug. by Prplskittle April 3, 2019
Get the Smooching my own Coochiemug. by TrumplovesPutin May 10, 2017
Get the pump my own dickmug. by Urban OP August 16, 2018
Get the Brass my own assmug. a thing kids do where if their parents arent keeping track of time and it is past ur bedtime, you take advantage by not going to bed untill they yell "its way past ur bedtime!".
guy 1: im tired of having to go to bed at ten!
guy 2: how about you set ur own bedtime
guy 1: thats a great idea! but im gonna need a plan.
guy 2: how about you set ur own bedtime
guy 1: thats a great idea! but im gonna need a plan.
by nobody else here October 23, 2017
Get the set ur own bedtimemug. by 11182000 December 6, 2016
Get the pulling his own weightmug.