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Emo

A whiney, unnessicarily deep, attention demanding bitch. Known for dressing as the opposite sex, thick framed glasses, wearing clothes as tight as possible, and cutting themselves. An emo is basically a faggot who is depressed for no reason at all, they think theyre cool cuz theyre fucking annoying and cry when they get presents..so yeah, as you can see, a total whore. Oh, not to mention they have greasy hair hanging in their face cuz they think they're cool and most likely have poor hegeine..
Oh, and most likely bi-sexual and deny it.
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I have three good words for all you kids out there..
DON'T BE EMO.
Good lord..just fucking listen to me...emos
make life miserable...I don't get why you kids do it..Just smilleeeeeeeee....
EMO KIDS RUINED MY LIFE!!
Mom: Here honey, I won $1,000,000 today at slots, and I want to give it to you!
Emo kid: *sniff* My life sucks....I'ma go cut myself now...*sobbbbbbb*
Mom: Aww..you weren't happy with all the gifts I gave you for no reason?
Emo kid: Ahhhhh...My life is a black abyss..I just wanna dieee!!!! *sobs gayly*
I'm going to go listen to my favorite
by Emiiii December 14, 2008
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Emo is someone who has a fringe that covers one of their eyes, wear a T-shirt with a logo, tight jeans and wears eyeliner.
They often listen to bands like Lostprophets and My Chemical Romance.
Many people think that they want to die, and that they cut themselves, cry in dark corners etc, but they DON'T! Emo's are the nicest people that you can talk to. All of my friends are emo, and they do dress like an emo, and so do I but there is nothing wrong with them.
Emo is also a genre of music.
Emo 1: Hey I just got the new Lostprophets album!
Emo 2: Oh they rock!
Friend of emos: Yeah I like them too.
*chav walks by and laughs*
Emo 1: Let em get on with it, we can look how we want.
Emo 2: Yeah, we are *really* gonna go and cut and kill ourselves.
Emo 1: Pff.... Life rocks!
Friend of emos: Yeah!
by noxxx2909 January 10, 2008
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The way stupid teenagers spend their lives crying and thinking that their lives are horrible (they certainly are).
Also many emo teenagers like to pretend they tried to commite suicide just to gain a little attention... pathetic.

Please, if you are a emo, get a life and listen to real music, you are not special!!!
Emo boy: Damn, I'm so sad because nobody undestands me.
Normal person: I'm sorry, Did you said something?
Emo boy: You are my only friend ________ (name of the normal person), I love you.
Normal person: Stay away from me you freak!!!
Emo boy: ... If someone needs me I'll be on my room listening to shity music and pretending im commiting suicide...

PATHETIC
by Sergio Erick July 16, 2007
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The name for derivative teenagers who try their very hardest to be "cutting-edge" by either telling literally the whole world (by that I mean classroom) that two men kissing is soo erotic, that their spoilt, middle-class existence is driving them to suicide and by shouting SEX! DRUGS! every 5 minutes. Also fond of throwing random tantrums, a la tortured rich kid Marissa from the OC
Emos are easy to point out:
1.tight black jeans
2.scrappy, anime-inspired hairdo
3.Neon jewelry
4.Enough eyeliner to rewrite the Da Vinci Code with
by Kralyaxxx July 14, 2006
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an emo isnt someone who sits in the corner and slits there wrist whilst sitting in a dark room alone. it is some one who doesnt jump for joy when the colour pink is mentioned and prefers to wear black. they are emotional because of all the crap that all the other people put us through. we dont slit our wrists but if we do then we have a good reason. take a look at the world and then try telling us its not shit. were not all suicidal, we just dont get the point of life if were just going to end up dead. all your lifes accomplishments will be piontless. stop pissing off us emos because at one time or another you will feel the same way as us.
cheerleder:omg, i totally love your black nailpolish. like where did you get it?
emo:its texta
cheerleader:omg what a good idea.*hugs emo*
emo:*is creeped out because we dont like hugs*
by XbexmixvalentineX March 29, 2007
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An Emo girl dresses in their own way of expression. They don't care what people think because it's what she likes.

EMO ATTIRE:: What I usually wear...

1} A black t-shirt with mcr on it or sometimes a shirt with my favorite superhero or cartoon.
2} A studded belt with hearts and diamonds on it. Dark denim, straight legged, jeans. When I wear knee pants, I always wear funky socks. Mostly they have stripes on them, but sometimes I wear socks with Jack the Pumpkin King (from Tim Burton's "A Nightmare Before Christmas") on them.
3} I usually wear converse shoes. I mismatch the colors though. On one foot I wear red and the other black...depending on the colors in my shirt. I also wear vans sometimes.
4} On my left arm I wear an armband with polka dots on it. On my right arm I wear tons of different color hair bands. My nails are usually black...but sometimes I mismatch them like my shoes.

HAIR::

My hair is short like a boy (not too short). My bangs are long and cover my right eye. I have spikes in my hair. My main color is black. My spikes are red and orange (so when I spike them it looks like fire.) Then I have red, blonde, and violet highlights in my bangs and some in the very back.

1} Hair must cover one eye. (sometimes it irritates my eye)
2} Hair can be any color(s). Express yourself in your hair. First timers get it done at a salon so the stylist can give you tips on how to do it, hair color to buy, etc. (it costs about 80 dollars to get it done at a salon.)

MAKE-UP::

My make-up consists of: powder, black eyeliner and dark gray eyeshadow.

1} Eyeliner is a must to get the Emo look. Use black eyeliner and put it on top and bottom (but not too much). If you can't put it on top then just put it on the bottom. Just as long as you have it on.
2} Eyeshadow can be any color. Sometimes it looks awesome if you wear it underneath your eye as well.
3} Don't wear too much powder. You can wear blush but it's unnecessary. If you want to look pale then exclude blush. ALWAYS put blush on before you put powder on. Unless you are using liquid foundation, then put blush on afterwards.

1 thing I want to let you know:: Emos NEVER say Oh My God or Oh my Gosh...Poser Emos and Preps do.
Prep boy: Hey cutter, you're outfit is so ugly.

Emo girl: My outfit is the art of who I am.

Prep boy: Come on raccoon eyes get over it!

Emo girl: I have nothing to get over. I am happy with who I am and if you don't like it...then I don't give a freak. Oh, and I don't cut. *shows wrists*

Emo girl walks away with a smile and puts headphones on her ears. Prep boy goes back with his buddies and they laugh.

Emos don't care what others think.
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Emo

Jet black mop heads.
They guys usually kiss each other.
Act depressed.
Slit wrists.
Wear mascarra so their tears look more dramatic.
Completely different to Goths
Eyeliner.
Wear studded belts alot.
Skinny tight jeans.
Listen to EMO music.
And thats that.
Don't get them mixed up with goths.
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"Oh my god, he is such an Emo."
"Nahh hes not"
"Look, hes got the jet black hair, skinny jeans, and you can hear the My Chemical Romance from here"
by [Tezz o] December 25, 2008
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