panty dampener

a drugstore paperback book filled with smut.

She can't tear her eyes from that stupid panty dampener with Fabio on the front.

by jaims August 2, 2006

pantie blocked

before coytus, a man or a woman prevents a woman from getting laid whether it be intentionally or unintentionally

OMG, her best friend won't leave. She totally pantie blocked me

by BIG12594 February 20, 2011

panty claus

during the month of december 1st and the 31st, if a man gets pussy within these days, he got a visit from the panty claus.

(day: december 15th)

Matt: awwww shit son i just got half black/vietnamese/filipino/punjab/white/irish pussy today!

Gerard: awwww skeet skeet motha fucka! u just got a visit from the panty claus.

Matt: awww yea man thats what the business is chuz! wanna go treasure hunting at 1:00 in the morning?

Gerard: ya man lets go get some Filipino flags and from Mira Mesa and wave it around mexicans!

by jaficial December 20, 2008

panty sniffer

Someone who is attracted to and dates drag queens

I had no idea that Jeremy was a panty sniffer but now that he's hanging out at Auntie Alberts Drag show it all makes sense.

by Alperkalo April 12, 2011

granny panties

The use of these should be classified as a mortal sin.

"Dude look at that lady in the granny panties."
"I'm gonna go vomit."

by Chris September 1, 2008

panty grit

the granular substance found in the folds of the lady regions often due to ineffective hygiene or from the build-up of intercourse juices. (can be rated on a scale similar to that of sandpaper)

He likened Michelle's panty grit to that of blasting his face with extra coarse, 24-grit sandpaper lubed with rotten oysters.

by annie, leah & mandy December 14, 2007

panty job

topless dancing job

"No, those are work panties, for the panty job, separate load."

by noixz January 14, 2009