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School

The definition of hell and anyone who even likes it is probably an idiot also school is just shit in general we have Siri and google and Alexa for crying out loud
Child:I don’t wanna go to hell
Mum:well to bad you have to go to school
by Ben hanscom November 1, 2019
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School

The Worst Place In The World!!! No Texting, Smoking, Or Doing ANYTHING Of Interest!!! The Only Good Things Are That You Can A: Make Out With Your Girlfriend B: Hang Out With Friends And C: Being Happy As Hell When The Bell Rings!!! Think Of A Mindfield, Hell, A Prison, And Being Married To Kim Kardashian, And Multiply It By 100,000,000!!! And THAT'S School!!!
Mom: Tommy! Get Up Or You'll Be Late For School!!!

Tommy: MOM!!! 10 More Minutes...
by A.J Simpson November 10, 2012
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School

School is technically the reincarnation of Hell and is a place where kids waste seven hours of shit and other stuff, and the school is technically fucking prison, and school isn't even necessary until shitty college! Fuck school.
School is shit. But homework is worse.
by artboy22 July 18, 2020
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School

S-seven

C-crappy
H-hours
O-of
O-our
L-lives
-Why do we need school?
-To learn.
-We're never actually going to use this shit in life unless you work at Jewel Osco and pharmacy
-True True
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School

A living hellhole in which you are giving up your childhood and going to Federal Prison . Trust me it sucks
Mom: Hey honey how was school?
Yohan: Terrible!!!
by Emily Elizabeth 14 June 19, 2020
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School

a place where children go to and suffer until they are 16, the school is also known as a prison because it explains a lot, the classrooms are known to be cells, the principal's office is known to be the warden's office, the school playground or yard is known to be the prison yard, teachers known to be prison guards, students are known to be prisoners, detentions are finally known to be execution. Now you see, we actually have been in prisons this whole time, what crime did we commit? We will never know.
Bobby: are you ready to go school?
Tony: how many times do i have to tell you! NO!
Bobby: why?
Tony: ok first of all, what is similar to school?
Bobby: I don't know?
Tony: ok say I have to go to a classroom
Bobby: ok?
Tony: and the teacher now can't let us out, what does that make it as?
Bobby: almost a jail cell?
Tony: exactly, now keep on saying of what is in a prison
Bobby: Guards, cells, prisoners, horrible breakfast, lunch and dinner, executions...
Tony: ...
Bobby: SCHOOL IS A PRISON
Tony: THERE WE GO DUMBASS
by @Gmail God February 25, 2023
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school

A place where you spend your day listening to boring lecture/lessons which is pain in the ass, and also seeing your asshole friends ( If you have a friend )

Meaning of School:
S: Seven
C: Crappy

H: Hours

O: Of
O: Our
L: Lives
by Mr.CrappyShitPants September 13, 2016
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