by Hitmantheman February 8, 2024

Check, please!

When you desperately want to escape an awkward situation because its just like so cringe

Penitent: I don't know what do to. I've tried everything. This sin just controls my life and can't find hope anywhere.
Priest: Hmmmmmm.... check, please!!!!

by BriggsBriggs April 22, 2022

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Get the Check, please!mug.

take one please

that note you see on candy bowls on halloween

it said "take one please!" but you know theres always that one kid who doesn't listen

by starry da great December 20, 2024

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Get the take one pleasemug.

Wordplay on isosceles triangle. In this case it's a game where a woman face plants her golden triangle in the face of her gf or bf then masturbates vigorously so as to stimulate her g-spot eventually squirting her girl juice in the eye 👁️ of her partner.

My gf and I did. Eyesauce I please triangle last night. She shot an huge load of girl juice in my left eye and all over my face. I didn't want to wash my face for a week!

by 4realazitgits April 9, 2021

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Get the Eyesauce I please trianglemug.

Please stfu

A phrase used when one simply can not come up with a proper comeback.Can also be used when scared or simply embarrassed to try and dissolve the situation (fails often).Commonly used by -north korean genesis (aka eduardo el culito)

-Adrian please stfu
-bro just please stfu
Bro stfu

by xxXbelieberXxx June 17, 2022

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