The Pat Nield

when you take a girl home after a night out, you fail to engage in coitus but she still wets the bed

friend 1: how was that bird you brought back last night
friend 2: She did the pat nield all over my bed

by HAU6969 November 7, 2022

Carlos and Niyeli

very sexual couple, they kind of scare me.

Carlos and Niyeli are always on each other

by sillylittleguyyyyyyy March 18, 2024

Pulled a Nigel

So you are hanging out with friends watching a movie. One friend, Nigel, says, "I have to go home, see you later."
Everyone says bye while still watching the movie.
20 minutes later you hear the toilet flush and everyone looks around trying to figure out who flushed the toilet.
Nigel was back into the room and says goodbye again.

So Pulling a Nigel is telling everyone you are leaving and then sedesecrating the toilet without telling anyone on your way out.
Bonus points if you literally live across the street.

We were all surprised when Dave Pulled a Nigel and stamp up the bathroom before leaving

by StgTax May 27, 2024

BDS disabled nigel

an online incel who resembles similar disability traits to Stephen Hawkings. Inherent Jew features, olive skinned, beady little round eyes. making him look decidedly revolting to the opposite sex. likes to hook-up with black males from online chatrooms

a BDS disabled nigel with no friends

by mrs tosser July 18, 2025

down syndrome nigel

the retarded kid at in class who always had snot running into his mouth

down syndrome nigel breaks stupidity world record

by mrs tosser August 6, 2025

tranny african chasing nigel

straight male Nigel's who are turned on by male to female transsexuals. Tranny Chasers do not like men and are only attracted to african transsexuals because they look like women, especially the dreadlocked ones.

tranny african chasing nigel cool

by mrs tosser October 21, 2025

lying bds nigel

lying nigel even lies when asked the fucking time

lying bds nigel cool

by mrs tosser October 26, 2025