Next Monday

A thing that will never happen.

Jedd's going on a date 'next Monday'.

by Louie Gooner August 3, 2025

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Sometime in the next millennium...

Humorous way of saying, "My request is totally non-urgent; I'm just asking if you could please perform this action when it's convenient for you."

Just like the independent/cautious-minded Angus MacGyver (in one of his TV episodes, he grimly remarked, "When someone assuredly tells me not to worry, THAT'S when I START WORRYING!"), anytime someone begins an assistance-request with, "Sometime in the next millennium...", I get nervous, since in all probability it's gonna be an exceptionally difficult/arduous/boring task that they're asking me about, and/or the undertaking may actually be a lot more urgent than even the requester realizes.

by QuacksO September 19, 2018

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Next years

Means see you when I’m famous

See you in the next years

by Ricky Chapstick November 19, 2020

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Next level hobo shit

When you see a hobo do something extreme and unheard of that depicts a new level of crippling poverty.

"Omg, those two hobos are fighting over a cigarette's butt, that's some next level hobo shit!"

by TremendousClap January 30, 2020

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The next backpack

someone that is about to get they booty beat

He threatened you?? I guess he’s going to be the next backpack

by im never getting married January 16, 2020

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Asshole next door

The neighbor you try to get to compromise with you all the time, and call it domesticating them.

I see why that guy never married, he'd be the asshole next door if there weren't any other houses nearby. Kansas might be somewhere he would fit in, with nobody else around to fit in with.

by Solid Mantis March 25, 2021

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