New York Salute

The act of greeting someone when they arrive in the city of New York with your middle finger as opposed to a normal welcoming greet.

Shmuley: Hey, Levi did you see all those annoying tourist who are broncos and rockies fans taking pictures in Times Square?

Levi: Yeah I did. I gave them the New York Salute!

Shmuley: Nice!

by People from the mountains reek October 5, 2009

New York Giants

Founded in 1925, the Giants quickly established themselves as a dominant franchise with championships in 1927, 1934, and 1938, with tile game losses in 1933, 1935, 1939, 1941, 1944, and 1946. They continued to be an excellent franchise in the 1950s and 1960s under the direction of quarterback Y.A. Tittle with a 1956 title and losses in the 1958, 1959, and 1961-63 championship games. The Giants of this era established a reputation for being unable to win in the clutch. After have no playoff berths throughout the 1970s, the team returned to glory during the 1980s. Although they only had 5 playoff berths during the decade, they assembled a franchise of great players such as quarterback Phil Simms and lineback Lawrence Taylor, that was able to take a championship in Super Bowl XXI in 1986. The team also started the 1990s with a bang, winning another title in 1990. In that year's Super Bowl XXV, New York defeated cross-state rival Buffalo after the Bills missed what would have been a game-winning field goal. Since that last title, playoff berths have been sparse, with just 4 from 1991-2004, including a blowout loss in the Super Bowl in 2000. However, the team took a step in the right direction with a playoff berth in 2005, and the Giants appear to have a bright future."

"Norwood's kick is up, its got the distance, but it's no good! Wide right! And the New York Giants are going to hang on and win the Super Bowl."

by Sports Info July 10, 2006

New phone, who dis?

A polite way to say fuck off when approached with a text containing a bad idea.

Group chat: Anyone up for a run friday night?
Member: New phone, who dis?

by cvec22 May 6, 2019

New Trier

Where more than half of the students smoke pot, sell pot, or grow pot.
Where the grades are high, but the kids are higher.

"What school do you go to?"
"New Trier ahahahahahaa"

"Are you high?"
"hahahahahaa"

by poans October 21, 2011

new year's eve

The one night of the year when getting drunk and making a fool of yourself is not optional, but in fact mandatory.

Sara displayed her exemplary discretion by making out with a mere 15 guys at the frat party on new year's eve.

by AlexIsIll January 9, 2004

new orleans nipple twist

when a flamboyant midget negro runs by awkwardly (on account of the midgetness) during the mardi gras celebration and latches his tiny little fingers onto a slutty college girl's exposed nipples.

becky: oh my god brittney! last night some little black guy ran by and grabbed my nipples when i was flashing some old guy. *shows brittney her nipples*
brittney: dayyyummm girl! thats one hell of a new orleans nipple twist!

by yowiena69 March 13, 2010

New Kid

name attributed to someone who you have no intention of learning their name because you're too lazy to do that or just create a nickname for them.

A: "Hey, who's that?"
B: "Oh, that's New Kid"
A: "What's his name?"
B: "...New Kid?"

by REGAN SMASH September 27, 2005