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Mortgage Mule

When a man or woman pays the mortgage for the family, finds out the spouse or significant other has cheated, and they feel like a mule, having worked, and gotten no respect for keeping the roof overhead.
He felt like a Mortgage Mule. He worked for years to keep his family safe, and in the end, found out his wife cheated. He felt used, and taken advantage of.
by P.A. Drunk N Stuff December 26, 2011
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The Mule

The Mule (2014): An Australian attempt at crime-drama / toilet-humor, a tale of loyalty, justice and perseverance through adversity as Hugo Weaving explores the question: what use is a search-warrant if you are unable to take a shit?
by Peculiar Musings March 8, 2015
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glitter mule

A Burning Man term: a beautiful, fashionable person, who also pulls his/ her own weight. Antonym: Sparkle Pony
burner number 1 : God that lady is smokin hot, she probably didn't have to lift a finger to get here!

Burner number 2: Are you kidding? That Glitter Mule singlehandedly built 3 stages, designed this outfit and is gonna drop the bass so hard tonight, not a pair of panties will be dry within a ten mile radius!!!
by Glitter Moon October 13, 2015
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wiebe mulder

Wiebe Mulder is a very athletic, awesome, hot, strong, good-humored person and his future stands tall with a lot of money!!
•Hé, look it is wiebe mulder.

I wish i was like him
by James McQueen November 22, 2016
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cum mule

A cum mule is a super slut that goes across state lines, fills her whore hole with sperm and transports it safely and discretely back to her town of origin
My girl goes to visit her friends in eastern shore virginia all the time.
She claims to be visiting and spending time with family and friends.
I know the truth shes fucking her friends husband and his buddies
She comes back like nothing happened
Such a dumb dirty Cum Mule
by HorsethePussyFilla December 6, 2017
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beautiful mule

Wow she's really pretty but only a beautiful mule.
by notfancy March 1, 2018
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The Mulder and Scully

When through fine detective work you realize that you have actually gone into the women’s restroom to take a shit.
After hearing a woman cough and seeing tampons attached to the stall, Tim deduced he was in the process of the Mulder and Scully
by Pickle peeker March 3, 2018
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