Frosted Mini Wheat

Fros-ted Mini Wheat
Function: noun

1 : A woman who, after checking her out from one side looks hot, but when she turns around is seriously busted.

Guy 1: Yo, that chick over there in the tight jeans is bangin'. I would totally mow that ass."

Guy 2: Dude, she's a frosted mini wheat. Wait 'till she turns around.

Girl in tight jeans: (turns around)

Guy 2: Oh shit! (nearly pukes.)

by ShrimpingUSA.org March 22, 2010

minigger

I little black kid. As in miniature.

Every morning I come in here to work that idiot has hi little minigger runing around.

by B-da-UNIT September 24, 2007

Mini Van

2 in the front, 5 in the back, plain and simple. This requires at least 3 pairs of DP to be happening at once. This is similar to Gang Bang, but more intense.

Guy 1: Man, you should have been there last night with all of us.
Guy 2: What went down?
Guy 1: Me and the guys met up with that bitch from the party, and we gave her a mini van.
Guy 2: Shit man, that's crazy.

by Walty102 August 25, 2011

mini punk

1. Anyone 11-16 who dresses punk and thinks he/she is punk and original but is only dressing and acting that way to fit in.
2. Anyone who has spent over $100 at hot topic

You can barely go anywhere in the mall on the weekends without running into a mini punk

by Josi April 8, 2004

Mini

Noun. Referring to one's child or children.

Plural form Minis

My mini and me are going to the zoo.

by Chibicricket September 12, 2010

Mini Mosher

wee dudes. tryin to be cool. wear band hoddie and they dont kno wat the band r about. tryin to get popular. saying tht every single ned is bad jus coz they hav sed one thing to them and the care about it to much.

" you hear wat tht ned jus sed. omg i am gona cry. i hate them all"

by hettyness April 5, 2005

Mini Brown

Son of Ira Brown, walks funny, almost looks like a squirrel, denies the obvious fact of doing many drugs as a child, apparently loves toast

Ya know, toast is a really under-rated breakfast food!

by Pat May 14, 2003