Mormon

Claim pace probably

Those damn Mormons

by Killian pace May 11, 2025

Mormons

We're basically the premium version of Christianity and our opinion doesn't matter.

Person 1: "Mormons are basically the premium version of Christians!"
Person 2: "Shut up. Nobody asked for your opinion. "

by The One With Wives March 15, 2022

Mormon Code

If someone is having gay thoughts they need to turn them off like a light switch.

I started having thoughts of Jared. Luckily I followed the Mormon Code! homo bad

by Queen of the anal June 9, 2016

Mormon blow job

When a person rests their dick on another person's tongue while lying down and jiggles their penis by giggling. Also known as a John Smith.

Oh yeah, I got a Mormon blow job last night while watching Veggie Tales - I laughed so hard I came all over her face!

Jane only John Smiths me, it's too bad she won't let me watch cat fails while doing it... I'd blow such a load if a rat started chasing a cat around.

by humdrumcumfun6669 March 24, 2023

Anti Mormon Defense Wall

The Rocky Mountains, on the Coloradan side.

"Thank fuck for the anti Mormon defense wall, some of them get through occasionally, but we're still allowed to buy more than just 3.2 beer."

by Craig Chompson December 28, 2019

mormon trucker

A man who goes around displeasing different women through poor sexual performance and general lack of respect for women’s pleasure.

“Dude I didn’t even make her wet last night.”
“You’re such a Mormon Trucker”

by Jeli October 19, 2020

Mormon Fuckboi

A major fuckboi who secretly is the dirtiest guy but publicly a mormon angel.

Will ask for nudes.

Blocks you if you refuse to do what he says.

Garrett and Theo are both Mormon Fuckbois.

by hitlrdidnothingwrong67 June 17, 2016