Monday

the word you shout out when you want the first hit.
followed by the rest of your group with the name of the rest of the days of the week

dude 1:i call mondays.
dude 2: tuesdays
and so on

by NorwalkAfternoon February 13, 2009

monday nights

when you and your friends get into a coool van and drive around and sit naked i n the van...

PURDIDDLE yeha i love monday nights

by megan and rachel June 5, 2003

momjaya

A relative or close friend who will tell you how talented you are when you have little or no talent. Can also be used as a verb to describe when somebody's telling you you're great when you're not.

I know I can't sing, but my dad's such a big momjaya, he wants me to try out for American Idol.

Do you think I can dance, or am I just being momjaya'd by my sister?

by Suuze December 24, 2008

Monday-Friday

When your boss is ignorant and grants you a holiday on Thursday without the following day off. Shortest and most unproductive day ever.

I think ill just stay drunk through tomorrow. Its a Monday-Friday anyways.

by ZebraPants December 26, 2008

Monday Mopes

The depressed feeling usually associated with Monday because you once again realize that the week has started again.

Can be used whenever having to start work/school back up again.

George got an extreme case of Monday Mopes after his awesome three-day weekend.

by TheCdog March 2, 2011

Monday's Dusk

On the dusk of Mondays, partners will engage in such a sexual activity in which the female partner lies down. The other partner places themself in a position where their penis goes into the woman's mouth, and the male's tongue goes into the woman's vagina.

I can't wait for my first Monday's Dusk! Only two more days!

by Florence Grey April 17, 2011

Mondays in Alchemy

The place to be when you're too old for Wezz and too young for Coppers.

No matter who you are or where you're from, in Alchemy there is always a happy, happy ending.

Catherine: "Its a Monday night, and im GAGGING for it, whats a girl to do?

Orla: "Looks like its Mondays in Alchemy tonight so!!"

by G20ification September 5, 2011