Mediocre Mormon

A member of the Mormon religion who goes against the book and behaves in deviant fashion.

Dude 1:Hey man what are you drinking?
Mormon: Jack and Coke.
Dude 1: I thought you were a Mormon?
Mormon: No worries, I am a Mediocre Mormon!

by love me sexay March 11, 2011

the moral of the fable

what one is supposed to learn, as in a fable, from a given incident or experience.

son: dad why was i taken to police station for public drunkenness, even if I didn't a bottle of alcohol on me?

father, lol, the moral of the fable is, that, when you drink, and then walk around in public, even if you don't actually have the bottle on you, you still have the smell of the firewater on your breath, especially if it's something hard, like whiskey. an experienced police officer, when they come close enough to talk to you, can actually smell the stuff on your breath.

by Sexydimma June 14, 2013

The Morgan Freeman

When someone is eating your ass and you shart giving them freckles on their face.

My girlfriend farted while I was eating her booty, when I went to the mirror to clean my face; I noticed an uncanny resemblance the Morgan Freeman.

by Thompison333 October 17, 2019

Morning Deuce Syndrome

Refers to the chronic inability to remain asleep in the early hours of the day due to awakening urges to deficate. Studies have shown that patients diagnoised with Morning Deuce Syndrome (MDS) suffer from loss of sleep and deficate on an irregular basis. The morning deuce often effects mental well being (depression) and can cause lack of energy throughout the rest of the day.

"I never get to sleep-in anymore. Everyday, really early in the morning I am woken up by the rumbling of a turd-muffin in my stomach and the call to deuce. The Doc says I've got Morning Deuce Syndrome."

by Dr. Marc Pierson January 4, 2005

And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more

What you say at the end of a lame story, or during an awkward silence. Can be used instead of "and then I found 20 dollars" or "and that's why you never milk an ostrich"

Alana: So... I was walking yesterday, and I saw a llama. He looked at me, and then he fell asleep. So I went home because I was tired. And then I went to sleep. When I woke up it was 7:00 so I went to school

Amy:...

Alana: And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more

by TheGreatKateWeatherMachine October 30, 2011

Moreish

Addictive, describing a strong addictive nature. But also enjoyable.

Superhans "havin a nice relaxing smoke of crack"
after getting very high..
Superhans "Tell ya what, that crack is really moreish"

by some guy 182 October 11, 2009

Alex Morgan

The one of the best and hottest member of the US Women's National Soccer team.

Wow, Alex Morgan is such a great soccer player

by soccerjunky December 5, 2012