When a stranger approaches you for no apparent reason and almost immediately tells you their life story. Public transport, bars and queues are the most popular places for the 5 Minute Mate to be found. Often they will start with a casual comment relevant to the situation and progress very quickly leading to you knowing everything that ever happened to them in their life in 5 minutes. They'll walk away leaving you tired and confused but safe in the knowledge you just made another 5 Minute Mate.
"Oh my this bank queue doesn't seem to be getting any shorter."
Me: "I know, terrible isn't it..."
"I remember once being in a queue for an hour just to pay in a cheque and then I was late for a doctors appointment to see whether the mole on my back was malignant or not. Turns out it wasn't but actually on the same day I found out I had a VD, I just mentioned a pain when I was urinating, you know a passing comment...of course I confronted my wife. She denied it. I was hoping she had changed her ways but she'd been shagging the Insurance guy. Last time it was the man who fitted the cable. It's funny you know, I used to sell insurance. Now I sell carpet cleaners...anyway no cancer but I ended up at the VD clinic and divorced. She got the dog, I was upset but I was always a little allergic to the hairs. I have a cat now. Called him Byron after my twin brother who died when I was 7....." and so it goes on for 3 more minutes.
The 5 Minute Mate.
Me: "I know, terrible isn't it..."
"I remember once being in a queue for an hour just to pay in a cheque and then I was late for a doctors appointment to see whether the mole on my back was malignant or not. Turns out it wasn't but actually on the same day I found out I had a VD, I just mentioned a pain when I was urinating, you know a passing comment...of course I confronted my wife. She denied it. I was hoping she had changed her ways but she'd been shagging the Insurance guy. Last time it was the man who fitted the cable. It's funny you know, I used to sell insurance. Now I sell carpet cleaners...anyway no cancer but I ended up at the VD clinic and divorced. She got the dog, I was upset but I was always a little allergic to the hairs. I have a cat now. Called him Byron after my twin brother who died when I was 7....." and so it goes on for 3 more minutes.
The 5 Minute Mate.
by Erica Cantona October 2, 2013
Get the 5 Minute Matemug. When you are installing an update or a new program, the progress bar says "one minute left" and you sit in front of the screen for five or ten waiting for it to finish....
Hey George, you leavin' or not?
I can't. This POS showed me a minute left in the bar five minutes ago...
It is a Bill Gates' minute!
I can't. This POS showed me a minute left in the bar five minutes ago...
It is a Bill Gates' minute!
by Bahamian01 September 2, 2012
Get the Bill Gates' minutemug. A person usually says this when they were sleeping and got woken up by an alarm or person. They usually don't come after 5 minutes.
"Wake up, (tired person), it's time to go to school." said (person). "5 more minutes!" (tired person) said.
by Ana Rat June 18, 2022
Get the 5 more minutesmug. Five minute panties are basically lingerie and/or lace style undies that are worn for five minutes or less before sexual intercourse.
Friend: So how did it go last night?
Me: It was amazing, other than him not noticing my five minute panties at all.
Me: It was amazing, other than him not noticing my five minute panties at all.
by Leopardqueen23 November 27, 2018
Get the five minute pantiesmug. by acb10 April 22, 2014
Get the Last-Minute-Mandamug. About an hour.
"Hey man, you want to go out for dinner in about a Football Five Minutes? "
"What?"
"Ya know like an hour?"
"Eh?"
"What?"
"Ya know like an hour?"
"Eh?"
by TheVondellian May 22, 2021
Get the Football Five Minutesmug. by Mz.Niquey August 15, 2011
Get the Haven't Talked In A Minutemug.