Pulling a Minneapolis

Pulling a Minneapolis means you are gonna burn something to the fucking ground, i.e. cause utter chaos.

Johnny: Dude I messed with the quiet kid and now he's freaking out.
Nick: What did he say?
Johnny: He said he's gonna pull a minneapolis, and burn the whole school to the ground.
Nick: We better get the fuck outta here.

Pulling a minneapolis.

by Squiddo6996 May 29, 2020

The Minnesota Pincher

In which you carve a hole into a bowling ball below the finger holes, stick your dick in it, and ask a lady friend to go bowling. Similar to the Popcorn trick.

Travis, I just experienced the Minnesota Pincher

Dude, did you wait for bowling date #3?

Shit... Maybe I shouldn't have gone on a bowling date.

by Daman009 December 1, 2010

minnesota lemonade

Ice cubes made of urine usually used on a partner unknowingly during or after sexual intercourse

Just when it looked like he was going to blow his load, I slipped him a minnesota lemonade.

by joey pee cube October 31, 2008

Minnesota Intellectual

An individual who has obtained a menial to moderate education, but nevertheless acts as though he possesses superior intellectual ability. This individual will frequently ignore blatant evidence to the contrary. This trait is often exhibited by Minnesotans and relates to the high esteem in which they hold their state."

Example 1:

Louis: "Minnesota is the best state. I am so glad I don't live in Texas"

Richard: "Have you ever been to Texas?"

Louis: "No, but I heard it's awful."

Richard: "Minnesota is colder than a witch's tit half the year, and plagued with bugs and tornadoes the other half."

Louis: "Yeah, but people in Texas are stupid."

Richard: "Didn't you graduate from Saint Cloud State after being rejected from UT Austin?"

Louis: "So?"

Richard: "You are such a Minnesota intellectual. Leave the state for once."

by TruthMonger May 3, 2011

Minneapolis

Ghetto as hell...that all i gatta say..'GHETTO'

Britney Thinks she ghetto cuz she lived in minneapolis since she was two!


Someone Bitchin out britney about being ghetto: Dont try and act like your all Ghetto!

Britney: I AM GHETTO! i lived in minneapolis!

by Shay May 13, 2005

Minnemurder Hood

Minnemurder Hood is any neighborhood located in Minnesota that can be declared ghetto.

Those Minnemurder Hood boys will blow your brains out.

by Minnemurder Boss Cash September 3, 2010

Minneapolis

The coldest city in America. The city touts it's literacy rate, healthy population, low crime, high culture and numerous parks in a desperate attempt to lure residents to the frigid metro. The nickname "Mini Apple" is an even less subtle effort to bring oblivious New Yorkers to the region. The city bears a strong resemblance to Kansas city, Omaha, Des Moines and suburban Chicago, and thus is of little interest.

Polar bear- "It's so cold!"

Penguin- "Not as bad as Minneapolis."

by minneapolitan November 13, 2010