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Minecraft 

Person 1: Whats Minecraft?
Person 2: A gateway to everything.
Minecraft by CharedWood March 8, 2023

Minecraft 

You know, people who say Terraria is 2D Minecraft need to stop.

Because Minecraft is 3D Terraria but worse.
Idiot: Terraria is 2D Minecraft
Me: No Minecraft is 3D Terraria
Minecraft by Iamsansundertale March 15, 2023

Minecraft 

Minecraft is a blocky game that kids play. You can bild, kill, fight, die, and bild. You can play with your Fred’s and trap your Fred’s.
“Minecraft is cool
Minecraft by robeuyhd March 17, 2023

Minecraft 

Your childhood.
Minecraft
:And the universe said I love you
:And the universe said you have played the game well
:And the universe said everything you need is within you
:And the universe said you are stronger than you know
:And the universe said you are the daylight
:And the universe said you are the night
:And the universe said the darkness you fight is within you
:And the universe said the light you seek is within you
:And the universe said you are not alone
:And the universe said you are not separate from every other thing
:And the universe said you are the universe tasting itself, talking to itself, reading its own code
:And the universe said I love you because you are love.
:And the game was over and the player woke up from the dream. And the player began a new dream. And the player dreamed again, dreamed better. And the player was the universe. And the player was love.

:You are the player.

:Wake up.

Minecraft 

Every Fucking 9 Year Old: It’S bEtTeR tHaN fOrTnItE!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!!!
Guy 1: Hey Wanna Play Minecraft!
Guy 2: No, I Can’t, I Only Have An Xbox 360
Guy 1: Don’t Worry I Have An Xbox One, We Can Play Through Cross Gen Play!
Guy 2: LET’S GOOOOOO!!!!
Minecraft by EmperorLemon July 10, 2023