cock miner

He who loves to be an ass!

Aaron Smith is a cock miner!

by Hairy Wong April 28, 2003

Mander

In verb form: to mander. To bother or annoy, usually in the form of hitting playfully or light-hearted verbal persecution; can, but does not have to be, coupled with repeatedly shouting the word "mander, mander!" at the object of ridicule.

We like to mander a boy in band by screaming "mander, mander!" at him.

by gerrymanderers association October 20, 2010

Chilean miner

An interesting sex position, related to the recent Chilean miner event.

I said to my wife in bed - "Give me a Chilean Miner!" She said - "What's that?"
I said - "Go down to the bottom of my shaft and stay there 'til Christmas!"

by Apox66reddit September 4, 2010

minderbinder

Another Perthian slang for psychiatrist

"Dude, my girlfriend full broke up with me yesterday!"
"Yes, and how do you feel about that?"
"Dude! You minderbinder!"
"Indeed"

by Alex Quantashassle June 25, 2005

Mandering

Advertising and messaging designed to pander to fragile male egos.

You see that new ad on TV? It's like, "Is ordinary toilet paper not cutting it? Try Ass Scraps Shit Shingles!! Designed to take the punishment that a real man's anus delivers on the daily. This ain't the lavender-scented butt paper your grandma buys!! Now with smokey bacon flavor!" Total mandering.

by 500Dogs June 19, 2018

mr.manders

The weirdest person on the planet

Mr.Manders- *does the beaver face*

by farts of the pan January 13, 2014

The Chilean Miner

It's where you get a group of guys to gangbang the same girl in the same hole every day for like two months straight. Then, at the end of it, they 'drill' a new hole and you cheer every time someone comes out.

That bitch got The Chilean Miner treatment. It was on every cable news channel.

by Bubbabobobbrain December 8, 2010