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mile high club

Technically you don't have to be in an airplane to achieve this. Just go into the bathroom at a Denver Broncos home game and sex it up.
Hey I'll be right back. Tell me if I miss anything I'm going to go join the mile high club.
by Zach-punishergetdown December 29, 2007
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mile to fuck ratio

ones living arrangement distance divided by the chances one will fuck said person. For instance if there was a .1 mile distance between person A and person B and a 95% chance of fuckage (% of fuckage is estimate) it would be a .1/.95 mile to fuck, or m to f, ratio.
-Hey man my new next door neighbor is really hot.
-Damn, thats a solid mile to fuck ratio.
by WiseMan17 September 20, 2011
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Mile High Storm

having sex on an airplane during a big storm
Last month I was on an airplane, had nothing to do and it was a stormy night so I asked a Hot chick if she wanted to do the Mile High Storm with me
by Frightfuldog November 7, 2009
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mile high fantasy

mile high relates to sex on a plane, so thus derived, mile high..
"I had a mile high fantasyexperience the other day"
"Have you ever had a mile high fantasy?'
"its mile high fantasy for me, cos when I disembark I need not know the person!'

Please do not include the contributor as an experiencer! " nor experienced..This is purely an explanation :).. Have a great day..

www.cracked.com/article_16778_the-10-worst-places-to-get-caught... - Cached
by coolandy69 August 20, 2011
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Mile Haiki Club

The very elite club for those that have written 2 or more Haiki whilst traveling on an airplane
So I met this chick on a plane and it turns out she was into poetry, next thing I knew we had joined the Mile Haiki Club
by The Alumni March 15, 2011
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Mile long club

Man i made it on the Mile long club with a fine girl..
by Smokertoker420 June 6, 2009
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Run Five Miles

Having sex. Based on the scientific assertion that having sex uses the same amount of energy as running five miles.
"I run five miles with the wife last night".
by neilta August 22, 2009
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