Midnight Water Balloon

When a guy wakes up in the middle of the night to take a piss and doesn't realize he left a condom on from having sex. While peeing, he fills the condom up with piss creating a piss filled water balloon (also known as a Golden Balloon)

He inadvertently created a Midnight Water Balloon while taking a piss late at night.

by OMGDonkey February 12, 2009

turkeys fly at midnight

code for when a females "lips" are hanging out of her shorts

susie's turkeys fly at midnight

by joseph jay June 28, 2007

Half Past Midnight

The state of being drunk, stoned (aka twisted) and about to fall asleep in the middle of a phone call or texting conversation. This takes place while on a couch or in a bed, mainly before midnight.

"Hey so what did you think of the party?"

"Dude, I'm half past midnight I'm gonna..." zzzzz

by Your Beautiful Mistake August 19, 2010

midnight lunar lander

Wait until the dead of night and she is sound asleep. Sit on her entire mug establishing the best seal possible. When she awakens and draws her first gasp of air (timing critical), bust ass as hard as possible. The resulting effect leaves her with a strong desire to remove a space helmet.

Christine pissed me off, so I launched a midnight lunar lander on her dumb ass.

by Saxdaddy January 31, 2008

the hobo walks at midnight

He does walk at midnight!
But he runs at noon.

...Midnight...and the hobos are walking!

by person yo-yo June 11, 2003

Italian Midnight Penguin

when one dresses up in a tuxedo, gets into a pitch black room filled with spagetti, and has a woman undress them. they then proceed to have intercourse

she totally let me do an Italian Midnight Penguin

by memyselfandeye November 9, 2009

midnight meat train

1. n. Another euphemism for penis.

2. The best movie title since 'Snakes on a Plane', staring Vinny Jones. Holds the record for most people brutally murdered in front of a masturbating audience.

"Hey baby, you wanna take a ride on the midnight meat train?"

Jon: "I'm really confused about my sexuality."
Jack: "What gives?"
Jon: "I beat it to 'Midnight Meat Train' last week, and now I can't orgasm without seeing blood."
Jack: "You're a sick man."

by ButterNuts March 10, 2008